chuck norris facts

[beyond dead]

chuck norris isn`t hung like a horse...

horses are hung like chuck norris!

 

[El_Gato]

Can you imagine chuck norris and steven seagal in a car crash after a two hours jam and a bad day?
Sondtrack could be brutal truth

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.

 

[beyond dead]

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.

hahaha awesome man!!! this thread must never die. so many good ones!!!

 

[Joematthews]

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

Despite what MC Hammer believes, Chuck Norris CAN touch this.

 

[beyond dead]

chuck norris took a sleeping pill once... it made him blink
when chuck norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris