CoBoT is an online dating service.

:lol: I love these moments on COBOT, sometimes the fucking lulz is really worth all the bullshit.. although to be fair this is resurrected laughs... this place has been shit for a long time now.
 
:rolleyes:

1. The fact that this thread has gotten this huge in ONE DAY is a sign of how ridiculous this place really is.

2. Marie, you really are a moron, and I was a moron too for ever falling for you. You will die childless and alone.

3. Collin and Paris, all the best to you two. You both look really happy in your pics on Facebook.

4. This is the only one of my recent infrequent lurkings that has been interesting to me. COBOT has ceased amusing me as it once did. How unfortunate.....or fortunate, depending on your perspective.
 
I knew you'd be in here like a dirty sock :lol:

2. Marie, you really are a moron, and I was a moron too for ever falling for you. You will die childless and alone.

You're both stupid, no arguments here... but to be realistic, she is a woman and will probably end up having a family and be happy in life. I think you have a much greater chance of dying childless and alone. Better start on that gun collection now...
 
I knew you'd be in here like a dirty sock :lol:

Dirty sock? Wtf?

I You're both stupid, no arguments here... but to be realistic, she is a woman and will probably end up having a family and be happy in life. I think you have a much greater chance of dying childless and alone. Better start on that gun collection now...

She'll only have a family when she learns to stop cybering with guys she's not dating, a lesson she still hasn't learned.

And if I die childless and alone, I will still die happy because I will have done things with my life that have positively impacted the world and improved the lives of those around me. That's not something she can ever say.
 
Dirty sock? Wtf?

It's an expression.

She'll only have a family when she learns to stop cybering with guys she's not dating, a lesson she still hasn't learned.

I fail to see how her typing out sexually explicit descriptions online is going to hinder her from having a family. Only thing that will be effected is that her kids will never get to use the computer :lol:

And if I die childless and alone, I will still die happy because I will have done things with my life that have positively impacted the world and improved the lives of those around me. That's not something she can ever say.

Sounds to me like you're still very bitter over whatever happened between you two. It also sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that those things are true.

/psychologist
 
my theory is Marie is the ultimate troll, pwning all, lol.
:lol: Plausible.
You shouldn't have attempted the "psychologist" command in the first place, man.

Dude. You need to really take a step back from your life. Make a commitment to yourself to improve your life man. You create your own destiny, you shape how your life plays out. Hit the fucking gym, use whatever shitty emotions she makes you feel as fuel to improve yourself. It isn't about getting skinny and looking good, it's about feeling good.

Sure you might think eating like shit and being a metalhead is what makes you feel good, but it's gonna hit you soon if it hasn't already that such a shallow life is what is causing you to be alone. It's not because you're ugly on the outside that no one wants you, it's because you're broken on the inside.

And you didn't make the connection that she'll never be able to keep a steady boyfriend if she keeps cybering with other dudes? Slow.

Uh, you're the slow one. Google 'the modern family'. :lol: You do know what google is, right?
 
Dude. You need to really take a step back from your life. Make a commitment to yourself to improve your life man. You create your own destiny, you shape how your life plays out. Hit the fucking gym, use whatever shitty emotions she makes you feel as fuel to improve yourself. It isn't about getting skinny and looking good, it's about feeling good.

Sure you might think eating like shit and being a metalhead is what makes you feel good, but it's gonna hit you soon if it hasn't already that such a shallow life is what is causing you to be alone. It's not because you're ugly on the outside that no one wants you, it's because you're broken on the inside.

Oh hai, Dr. Phil, when did you join COBOT?

My life is already improving, thanks very much. I've been going to a gym for three months now, I'm working in the field I went to school for, and I've left my past behind. None of that shit even enters my brain except when I come back here and read retarded shit about it like what's ITT.

And I honestly couldn't care less about whether or not anyone wants me. Frankly, between two jobs and contributing to life at my aunt and uncle's house, I don't have time for a relationship, nor do I care if the possibility of one enters my life. Unlike past parts of my life, having a girlfriend is not the most important thing in my life right now.

tl;dr: Go be someone else's therapist because I don't need or want one.
 
And I honestly couldn't care less about whether or not anyone wants me. Frankly, between two jobs and contributing to life at my aunt and uncle's house, I don't have time for a relationship, nor do I care if the possibility of one enters my life. Unlike past parts of my life, having a girlfriend is not the most important thing in my life right now.

tl;dr: you're convincing yourself that you don't care to have a girl and that somehow makes it easier to sleep at night.

No one said you NEEDED a girl, but denying the fact you care to have one is just a real insight into the turmoil within you. I was genuinely trying to give advice, no need to be so defensive :lol: