Simplifying the English language should be punishable by death and internationalists that enter the united Kingdom should be given the original punishment for treason.
A new island should be constructed off of the coast of the British Isles, with a similiar function to Taiwan in that the Union flag would be flown at permanent half mast in honour of king from long ago (I don't particularly care which, Maybe Richard the Lionheart) and officially the governor of the island (me) should claim to be be the true ruler of everywhere which has ever belonged to Britain.
The ex SAS members of the former colonies and anyone else who would be good are invited and paid highly to defend the island (which would be in agreement with the UK government and we would not make our political opinions overt, but only declare them at official functions, such as the hanging of smugglers that came into our waters.
The flag, on a pole next to the union flag one, would be a black and white union flag with a white rose [of Yorkshire] over the top.
We would recruit non muslim asians as mercenaries to help us kidnap extremists who appear in the media criticising our motherland and bring them back to be executed in the original British way.
There would be an official Witchfinder General, who serves no purpose other to appal people in other countries though his existence.
Officially, America would not be recognised as a sovereign country, neither would Zimbabwe, Hong Kong and some others but not including India or Pakistan.