Controversial Opinions on Life

[divine_torture]

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

 

[Vimana]

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares the books down until they give him the information he needs.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Chuck Norris gives everyone only one Christmas present...letting you live.

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares the books down until they give him the information he needs.

Awesome

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

 

[divine_torture]

Ok one more, I could do this all day but I won't.

Chuck Norris' IP address is 0.0.0.0.

 

[divine_torture]

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

You show me the man willing to try and cut him in half sir...

 

[Dak]

Those jokes made their way around our unit in early 2006, while we were training for deployment. They were a hit, until this one guy started spending all night looking up every single CN joke, then telling them nonstop, while managing to fuck up every other one. Total joke killer.

 

[Vimana]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

 

[Einherjar86]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run all the way around the world and kick his own ass.

 

[waif]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

 

[Vimana]

Krig sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[CF87]

Awesome

yeah those were good ones. Walker Texas Ranger owns.

 

[The Ozzman]

Facebook should have stayed exclusive to college students

 

[Einherjar86]

I'm friends with my mom on Facebook. Thankfully the pictures of me holding a bowl have already been taken off by others who were also in the pictures. Now there are only pictures of me drinking, which she's already accustomed to.

 

[The Ozzman]

If I had a friend request from my parents, I would decline the fuck out of that shit. My aunt was recommended to me by my sister and I declined that too.

 

[False Joe]

I took my mum as a friend off facebook the day those pics and videos of me so wasted I could barely move went on.

 

[Zephyrus]

I disagree, Mike. Facebook has become a great way for families to stay in touch, especially when relatives are scattered about the country.

 

[Godhead's_Lament]

I must be the only person who doesn't have a Facebook. I just don't see what's so special about it.

 

[The Ozzman]

I disagree, Mike. Facebook has become a great way for families to stay in touch, especially when relatives are scattered about the country.

Well, that's true but I think the quality of the site has deteriorated significantly since high school students were allowed to join. MySpace is a fucking ghost town now except for bands.

I keep up with my relatives through FB, but they're my cousins.