Controversial opinions on metal

my penis is subtler than the gallery and he is one great clomping specimen

skydancer will continue to be the best dark tranquillity album no matter how much you graceless-eared cretins suggest otherwise
 
I'm not sure how controversial this is because no one ever seems to talk about it but for a long time I've thought Tempo Of The Damned is a really great album (the only great one since Exodus reactivating). It seems to be often overlooked and quickly dismissed by the "true".
 
Tempo of the Damned is not awful, but I didn't feel the need to keep it. There were some good tracks (Tempo of the Damned, Impaler), some okay tracks (War Is My Shepherd, Scar Spangled Banner), but then there was shit like Shroud Of Urine, Culling The Herd, Sealed With A Fist, and Throwing Down.