Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male, one female. The female says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me", says the male egg, "I'm not even hard yet!"
Well, I did say it was corny!!!
Well, I did say it was corny!!!
Corny Joke!
- Thread starter Sammi951
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One egg always seems to crack though, why is that ??
One of life's eternal mysteries...like, why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down!
valanx
Room of Angel
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One of life's eternal mysteries...like, why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down!
arrrghhh i know !!!!!!!! Its that Sods law thing i suppose, that Sod person was very clever in noticing all these random but bad things that happen the way they do!!! or is it him that makes them happen ????
skinthrapper
paradiddle
sods isnt a person,its a clump of grass that you can roll into a fag paper and get chucked out of work and have the rest of the day off.i like petrol stations?
Black Core
Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather
I've got another bad joke:
2 pizzas are lying in the oven, Says one to the other "Damn, it's hot in here", the other one replies: "well I'll be damn: a talking pizza"
2 pizzas are lying in the oven, Says one to the other "Damn, it's hot in here", the other one replies: "well I'll be damn: a talking pizza"
