random joke thread

_Aragorth_ · Apr 4, 2003

I donno if here it was that thread yet....but no matter

here is mine:

There was an interview at US immigration office:
Q: Your name, please?
A: Abdul Azis
Q: sex?
A: 3 times a week
Q: No, I meant male or female?
A: No matter, sometimes even camel

:lol:

see ya

northern_blaze · Apr 4, 2003

I had already started such a thread a little while ago.
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=82560

_Aragorth_ · Apr 5, 2003

sorry, dude...I really didn't find it

northern_blaze · Apr 5, 2003

That doesn't matter dude !!!

needled24/7 · Apr 5, 2003

hears a joke.
Q- whats the difference between e.t and a paki.
A- e.t looks nice
smells nice
could be bothered to learn our language
and wanted to go home

MagSec4 · Apr 5, 2003

Needled24/7:
(If that joke even somewhat reflects on your views)
Fuck you and fuck your attitude

_Aragorth_ · Apr 5, 2003

needled24/7 · Apr 6, 2003

look magsec4. if you have ever had fireworks fired at you and had a kicking by 12 of them then been robed of 30 pounds, i think you would have simmeler dislikes.

BodomiC · Apr 6, 2003

child_of_bodom666 said:
There was an interview at US immigration office:
Q: Your name, please?
A: Abdul Azis
Q: sex?
A: 3 times a week
Q: No, I meant male or female?
A: No matter, sometimes even camel

buehheheheahhahahahah :lol:

That was hilarious....

try this one:

Why the blonde keeps newspapers in the fridge?
Cuz she wanna have fresh news in the mornings

_Aragorth_ · Apr 6, 2003

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHH :lol:

thx, man!

your joke is hilarious, too :headbang:

BodomiC · Apr 6, 2003

mwahahahah :lol:

malice_vamp · Apr 6, 2003

BodomiC said:
Why the blonde keeps newspapers in the fridge?
Cuz she wanna have fresh news in the mornings

...i love all these blonde jokes...

BodomiC · Apr 6, 2003

Theyre the best, arent they? :lol:

_Aragorth_ · Apr 6, 2003

yeah...blondes jokes are the best! :lol:

btw..blondes, too...bwahahahha :lol:

see ya

malice_vamp · Apr 6, 2003

yeap...blondes rock so hard...

_Aragorth_ · Apr 6, 2003

needled24/7 · Apr 6, 2003

you like blond jokes then.
hitler and his nazi gang were walking around. they grabed a red head a brunet and a blond. hitler went to the red head, pointed his gun and said 1...2... and the red head shouted ''tidle wave'' they turned round to check and the red head ran off.
he then went to the brunet with his gun. 1.......2......and she shouted ''tornado'' they looked round to check and the brunet ran off.
hitler next pointed his gun and the blond.1............2.............and the blond shouted ''fire''.........BANG.
HAHAHAHAHAHA