Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Wings of a dream]

Here's the idea: I make a wish, then the next person responds by finding away to turn the wish against them, then gives their own wish, and so on. For example:

I Wish I had a 12 inch cock

Granted, but its in your mouth
I wish I had a Les Paul

Granted, but you are overcome with an urge to play nothing but Slipknot.
(starting for real now)

I wish I became famous playing guitar.

 

[Leandro]

Granted, but you're gonna lose all your cool fans when you release a shitty american metalcore album and ultimately be caught kissing your keyboard player
I wish I was filthy rich

 

[Wings of a dream]

^

Good one Bisturi!

Granted, but you'd be in a wheelchair and with Parkinson's disease.

I wish I lived in Finland.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

I Wish I had a 12 inch cock

Granted, but its in your mouth

....


i'm totally not joining this after that

 

[Wings of a dream]

....


i'm totally not joining this after that

 

[Maria Blacksmith]

granted.You would live six feet under,it's too cold there.

I wish I had a brain...

 

[Leandro]

^Now that wish is impossible, forget it

 

[Maria Blacksmith]

I know that it is impossible.....That's why it's A WISH,you know?!

 

[Excess]

granted.You would live six feet under,it's too cold there.

I wish I had a brain...

Granted, but it's not in your head, it's on a plate infront of you.


I wish that It was tuesday today

 

[Maria Blacksmith]

Granted.It was few days ago.It will happen again.

Wish Nightwish disappear...

 

[Leandro]

Granted, but it's not in your head, it's on a plate infront of you.


I wish that It was tuesday today

Granted, but you're hanging round with ecstasy addicts who are being emo and torturing you with their cry-talks.

I wish I could play the fiddle

 

[spirit crusher]

Granted, but ill marry Defne, as I already have in your dreams. APOCLAYPSE!

 

[Maria Blacksmith]

granted.Armaggedon comes first.

 

[Leandro]

Granted, but ill marry Defne, as I already have in your dreams. APOCLAYPSE!

bastard

 

[spirit crusher]

bastard

you know nothing you can say...will ever be as mighty as what i have just

 

[Leandro]

you know nothing you can say...will ever be as mighty as what i have just

dream about it

 

[Maria Blacksmith]

with the thoughts you'd be thinking you could be abraham lincoln,if you only had a brain...

 

[Raistlin Majere]

lol wtf is going on??

 

[Maria Blacksmith]

well,we are making some wishes.

I wish Raistlin understood what we were doing.

 

[Leandro]

^That's not what she meant