Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Raistlin Majere]

granted, she already did but cus you dont have a proper brain anymore you cant get the fact that she's asking about the stuff between leandro and bryan. or you ever had one?

pass it on

 

[Maria Blacksmith]

I am not THAT blond,not to undestand what she meant.I'm just kidding.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

aham. *nods* always is.

 

[Wings of a dream]

huh?

How come more complex games than the "word association" game don't catch on here?

 

[Turbo]

granted, because some people suck balls.

I wish megadeth fans would fuck themselves.

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted. And then they'll gangrape you.

I wish I was a loser.

 

[Lanterns]

Granted, but emo people would get crazy obsessed with you (as losers are emo).

I wish I had all the tequila sunrises I want.

 

[-Gavin-]

Granted, but you'd still cry about alexi.


I wish all the bad shit in the world.

 

[Lanterns]

Granted, but some of it will hit you.

I wish I could fiunally see and hear the edited "you know" lesson thingee.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Granted, but some of it will hit you.

I wish I could fiunally see and hear the edited "you know" lesson thingee.

Granted, but then the RIA would sue you for downloading copyrighted material off the internet.

I wish X Japan was still together.

 

[perfecterror]

Granted but now they are all fused at the head and end up in the circus (and they can't play because body parts just get in the way.)

I wish I could fly!

 

[eva_dolly]

Granted you will fly into a jet engine.

I wish I had some good food.

 

[MegustaMucho]

Granted but you will be an insect

I wish I could be rich

 

[perfecterror]

Granted but you will be an insect

I wish I could be rich

Granted but you will be "rich" dark chocolate and be eaten by Profanity and then pooped out.

I wish I was little again

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted. But you´ll be as lame as Macaulay Culkin.

I wish I had no cellulite.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted, but you won't have legs either.

i wish i had an angel

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

(I HATE YOU! HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!!!)

Granted. But your angel is a flaming homo and doesn´t really protect your behind.

I wish my eyebrows looked beautiful forever. I hate waxing them.

 

[perfecterror]

Granted, but the hair that would have grown on your eyebrows is now growing into a goatee.

I wish I had perfect skin, no blimishes

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted, but your skin will be green

I wish I had a job

 

[The Soulforged]

granted, but you are a gay porn star.

i wish i emperor would come to Milwaukee