Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you are falling down in it with kimberly goss inside

i wish i was in sao paulo

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but there will be a big earthquake in saw paulo

I wish my whises are not corruptible

 

[Leandro]

granted but you still speak french.

And earthquakes don't happen in são paulo

While we're at it, I wish I was in ankara

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but youre lost

i wish i was in a cob gig

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but alexi will cum on your face

I wish I had a tiger

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted, but he'll eat your head

i wish i wasn't bored anymore..

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but then you'll be anxious to all hell and back. you'll walk over walls and ceilings waiting for something.

i wish i was 100mts tall.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted. But then a cow falls from an airplane on your head, killing you at the best part of your party.

I wish I enough money so I never had to work again in my life.

 

[Leandro]

granted but your wang will be 2mm in lenght and 2 meters wide, so it doesn't stand out.

I wish i was a tree

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

^^

Ok.

Granted. But then you never get a bf or gf because they are all too tiny for you.

I wish I never got posjumped again!

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Shit!!!

Granted, but this logger dude cuts you down.

I wish my wishes would come true... =/

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but then you would be spoilt rich brat! lol I wish I hadnt told my daughter she looks like Allu because she goes loopy every time she sees him

 

[Nashira]

Granted but instead you had told her she looks like Michael Jacksen and now she´s abusing her younger friends.
I wish I were good at school...

 

[Turbo]

wish not granted you are retarded for life. (oj)

I wish i could play a guitar.

 

[Nashira]

Granted, but you´ll turn into a Hopper and will forget about it all...

I wish I had a Pool.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but you will be a double for me so I can go off on tour with COB! My daughter looks quite like the girl on your sig, lol, and I wish my work wasnt fukkin shit

 

[Wings of a dream]

I wish I were good at school...

Granted, but then you would suck so bad with women that you would get married after your 40s

I wish Venezuela would win the Baseball World Cup

 

[Nashira]

Granted, but then you would suck so bad with women that you would get married after your 40s

How can I suck with women??? I´m not a Lesbian... :Smug:

 

[Wings of a dream]

How can I suck with women??? I´m not a Lesbian... :Smug:

ohhh shoot I didn't realize you were a woman! My bad!

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Wings of a dream you devil. Lol