Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Leandro]

Granted but you'll crash


I wish I was more creative when playing this game

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, but then Gavin will shut you down with one of his awesome Scottish catch phrases.

I wish I didn't have math tommorow.

 

[Lanterns]

@Sam -Granted, but a Dashboard Confessional obsession epidemic will take your school by storm.

I wish I had lots of inspiration to draw and write shit again...

 

[enjoi17]

granted but everything you write and draw will be about omgalexi

i wish i could speak japanese fluently

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but then that's the only thing you'll be able to speak, and you have to move to tokyo where it's a weirdball world of its own

i wish i was laying on grass under a starry sky

 

[enjoi17]

granted but you are dead.

i wish I could breathe underwater, and not die.

 

[Bastard child]

granted, but you must be a fish. And you might be eaten by a shark.
I wish I could touch the sky.

 

[Dred]

But while up there, you die from lack of oxygen


i wish i were able to get my work done tonight

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted, but your work will have a lot of mistakes

I wish I could play guitar

 

[Dred]

you can....and you electrocute yourself while plugging in your amp for the first time



i wish that i graduate on time

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

granted.

And i'm not gonna corrupt that, cause that was exactly what i was going to wish

 

[MegustaMucho]

I wish that too

 

[Leandro]

+1

 

[Dred]

A-HA!!!!


ive beat the system

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you'll develop nutcancer the next day.

I wish i was as hairy as Lars

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but you will be a bear! I wish I didnt look like Allu because then people wouldnt think Im him!

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Granted, but you'd discover how annoying fanboys are.

I wish Pieter could be as hairy as me.

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but our hairs will get tangled up during sex all the time, so we'd both have to shave all of it.


I wish hairs wouldn't get tangled up during sex so Lars and I wouldn't have to shave them off if I was as hairy as him.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you look like alexi now

wish i was a dwarf

 

[Turbo]

granted but you need to be an amputee on horseback.

I wish I was in a band.