Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Leandro]

Granted but he'll go psycho and kill you
I wish a thousand wishes

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you have a thousand refusals as response

i wish my leg wasnt itching

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but you got fleas, madam, thats what happens. I wish I didnt look like Alexi

 

[enjoi17]

granted but you look like profanity.

i wish i weren't in school right now

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you are in a hot tub with marilyn manson right now

wish mom wasnt calling meh

 

[Leandro]

Granted but your father is

I wish I had a clitoris to have multiple orgasms

 

[metaru kurenai]

Granted but it's right above your right eyebrow

I wish i was finished with school

 

[vikk]

granted but only after 30 years

i wish i have german female twins to have sex

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted, but they used to be men

i wish i wasn't dutch anymore

 

[Turbo]

Granted but you would have to be the next best thing....German.

I wish I wasnt English anymore.

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted but then you would be a belgian

i wish i had a nice cold beer

 

[enjoi17]

granted but it's miller light

I wish all the fanbois and fangirls would die

 

[Lanterns]

@enjoi -Grasnted but first you'll become violently obsessed with Fred Durst.

I wish I could speak Finnish

 

[vikk]

granted but you would have to teach me too

i wish i could play like dimebag

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you will be dead (shredding in heaven) AND you will be second in line to Tomas "Quorthon" Forsberg of Bathory I wish I could stop work

 

[Dina Plushenko]

granted but a wild boar will move in instead! I wish I could have a baby

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Granted, but all these double accounts would disappear.

I wish they did.

 

[Leandro]

granted.

Not gonna corrupt that one. I wish the same

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

I´m going to grant it and corrupt it because I am a party pooper.

So, granted! But 10,000 Joonas Lehtonens appear in their place.

I wish I had my very own 3 bedroom apartment, next to the beach and that I had the will to go to gym every morning to sculp my body like Gisele Bundchen´s.

 

[The Soulforged]

but then you get excessive and turn into a female body builder with no tits

i wish i wasnt american anymore