Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you are in spice girls now

i wish i wasnt hungry

 

[Leandro]

granted but you'll be the guy who mops the stage


I wish I had something to wish

 

[Leandro]

Actually I wish I wasn't postjumped¬¬

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you are gonna all type 1337 now.

wish my cat didnt have fleas

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but now you have fleas! I wish my mother would disappear

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but now your dad became your pimp.

i wish i had a proper lunch

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but you are going to be fat

i wish nothing

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted but it's been eaten by someone else.

I wish I had my driverslicence

--edit: again i was to late

 

[MegustaMucho]

not granted

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you get one for me as well and I am happy lol. I wish I knew my real dad

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but your real dad is dead

 

[Raistlin Majere]

i wish that domo had swallowed you

 

[MegustaMucho]

I'd kill him from the inside

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but he will be swallowed by a whale. I wish COB would be present at my mothers wedding

 

[Leandro]

granted but janne and alexi will get married on the same ceremony
I wish all fanbois dropped down dead

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but YOU have to dig the mass burial plot first. (NOTE TO SELF - whoever invented old people was fuckin stupid). I wish I had some more money

 

[Insilden_The Shred]

Granted. You get a peso.

I wish I had giant man titties.

 

[vikk]

Granted but YOU will have to have sex with alexi

i wish i have a Alexi Laiho Hello Kitty Signature Guitar

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Granted but you will get hit on the head with one and turn into BIGFOOT. I wish I didnt love Allu but its driving me mad

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but you are an AMGALEX1FANGIRL!! as you were

i wish a friend showed up