Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Wings of a dream]

Wings of a dream you devil. Lol

:Shedevil:

 

[Turbo]

@Turbo -Granted but EMO will boom!
I wish I was prettier than Kimberly Goss.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Most probably a drunk comment

 

[Turbo]

I dont find Kimberly Goss attractive in the slightest.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I dont find Kimberly Goss attractive in the slightest.

Aiming low, maybe?

 

[Draznog]

Granted, but then you would suck so bad with women that you would get married after your 40s

I wish Venezuela would win the Baseball World Cup

Granted, but after it you will get aids

 

[Wings of a dream]

Granted, but after it you will get aids

How is that possible? it's not even related to my wish.

And you didn't even wish after that.

 

[Nashira]

How is that possible? it's not even related to my wish.

And you didn't even wish after that.

Some people don´t have wishs all in all.

I make a wish instead of:

I wish I were famous.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Some people don´t have wishs all in all.

I make a wish instead of:

I wish I were famous.

Granted, but then you'd die at 27 of drug overdose.

I wish I could play guitar like

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Granted, but then you'd die at 27 of drug overdose.

I wish I could play guitar like

Granted, but you'd get eternally limp at the same time.

I wish I had a better job.

 

[-Gavin-]

Granted, but you'd get eternally limp at the same time.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, but you'd miss touching old men's bums.

I wish my CD was finished.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Granted, but you'd miss touching old men's bums.

I wish my CD was finished.

Granted, but it will have read-errors

I wish I could speak 5 languages

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but they will all be German.

I wish i had some inspiration for awefully brutal metal.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted, but that inspiration will come from Sahid from Lost putting sticks under your nails

i wish i could come up with wishes for this crap faster

 

[Draznog]

Granted, but all your CD's turn into AYDY

i wish i live in scandnavia.

 

[-Gavin-]

Granted but then you'd be swedish.


I wish this thread would end.

 

[Leandro]

granted but then sonja will create 666 bunneh threads

I wish I win on the lottery

 

[eva_dolly]

granted but you'll have to suck some fat guy's dick before you get the money

I wish I did not have to leave so early tomorrow

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, but then you'd need to go to an old folks home an change dipers for the rest of the day.

I wish I could get my pilots licences sooner.

 

[-Gavin-]

Granted but you'll probably be enticed by islam and fly it into a building.


I wish pakis would fuck off.