Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[Carcassian]

Maybe that'll bring down the value of the Euro.

Curses! I'm only $3.56 from being able to afford buying the state of Ohio.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Curses! I'm only $3.56 from being able to afford buying the state of Ohio.

Why would you want it?

 

[Carcassian]

I'm planning to dump all our toxic waste there (and maybe the French)

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Good call.

 

[Carcassian]

CHARLESTON, SC—Churchgoer Brad Thaden, 48, reportedly tipped God a little something extra Sunday, claiming that the Almighty had done a better job than usual that week, especially with the weather and his children's behavior.

"Hey Big Guy, here's a five-spot for ya," Thaden silently prayed while placing the bill in the church collection plate. "If you keep it up, and make sure Mom doesn't have one of her spells at dinner on Wednesday, there's more where that came from."

According to God, five dollars is "basically nothing" after He tips out the the priest, the pope, the altar boys, and the Holy Spirit.

 

[ohiogrinder]

Curses! I'm only $3.56 from being able to afford buying the state of Ohio.

do it....this state sucks!

 

[ohiogrinder]

Quit shitting up the thread with NRA propaganda, Krig.

quit shitting up the thread with Michael Moore-felliating anti-gun propaganda and we'll call it even.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

quit shitting up the thread with Michael Moore-felliating anti-gun propaganda and we'll call it even.

Wow, this comment's a little late, but I'll assume you're referring to all those retarded articles Krig was posting about 'heroes' who defend their homes from invaders by blowing their brains out.

There was a pretty comprehensive debate on this topic a while ago in one of the threads, and the conclusion of it was that using guns for home defense is definitely unnecessary when tasers are practically as good at incapacitating an invader without the risk of killing him. If you really think people should be shooting home invaders, you have a very warped sense of justice.

CHARLESTON, SC—Churchgoer Brad Thaden, 48, reportedly tipped God a little something extra Sunday, claiming that the Almighty had done a better job than usual that week, especially with the weather and his children's behavior.

"Hey Big Guy, here's a five-spot for ya," Thaden silently prayed while placing the bill in the church collection plate. "If you keep it up, and make sure Mom doesn't have one of her spells at dinner on Wednesday, there's more where that came from."

According to God, five dollars is "basically nothing" after He tips out the the priest, the pope, the altar boys, and the Holy Spirit.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

people SHOULD shoot home invaders.
you dont wanna get shot? dont come into my home.. fairly simple.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

what is wrong with these people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/15/2005303.htm

Balloon ban wipes smile off clown's face
Posted 5 hours 21 minutes ago

A British clown has had the smile wiped off his face after being told he could not use balloons in his act because children might be allergic to latex.

Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions.

The 47-year-old entertainer, also known as Tony Turner, has previously had to ditch his bubble-making machine because he could not get public liability insurance as companies assessed that youngsters might slip and hurt themselves.

He said he was also told by one venue he could not twist balloons into the shape of guns for fear of encouraging youngsters to commit violence, although swords were deemed acceptable.

"At this rate I will have no act left," he said to the Yorkshire Post regional newspaper..

"Things are going from crazy to ridiculous.

"This country is going crazy with its political correctness and health and safety issues and it's making us a laughing stock."

A spokesman for the Tesco supermarket in Leeds where he was due to appear refused to back down.

"This is a health and safety issue," a spokesperson said.

 

[cookiecutter]

They also banned peanuts and bees.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

a once powerful country is now full of pussies. Im so sick of this bullshit!!!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, that plus the boy scout article makes England look pretty pathetic. The liberals over there need to have some fucking sense beaten into them.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I'm planning to dump all our toxic waste there (and maybe the French)

Whats the difference?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

a once powerful country is now full of pussies. Im so sick of this bullshit!!!

Once? What the fuck you talking about buddy? England is still the best. All these new stories people are picking up are pretty much bullshit. Clowns still use balloons. Also this happened in Yorkshire. Let me say something about this country, the South rules, the North totally sucks.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

The liberals over there need to have some fucking sense beaten into them.

That is true though. Fucking cocks.

 

[The Ozzman]

South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties

Tuesday , August 14, 2007

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver“ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.

Vick's attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.

Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called "Bad Newz Kennels" run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.

Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick's three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.

WTF?

 

[Ben_t]

do it....this state sucks!

As long as you stay there there's really no chances of improvement.

 

[Killbot]

Let me say something about this country, the South rules, the North totally sucks.

So true it hurts.

 

[skeptik]

Sounds like the complete opposite of the US.