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- Aug 18, 2002
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I tried to join the Marines, but my bad knee prevented it...
My friend told me he was in the military, and then he told me he was going back but he fucked up his knee. After that, I goaded him into admitting he made it to basic and fucked up his knee really bad and couldn't go back until it was better, then he told me was going to take the oath a few weeks ago, but found out he knocked up some chick and didn't, etc.
At this point I'm starting to wonder what else he's lied about to my face.
I hurt my knee years ago. I tried to enlist about a year ago, right around when my son was born. Your friend seems a little...
I am too much of a pussy to join the Marines.
People like that aren't so much lying as fantasizing.My friend told me he was in the military, and then he told me he was going back but he fucked up his knee. After that, I goaded him into admitting he made it to basic and fucked up his knee really bad and couldn't go back until it was better, then he told me was going to take the oath a few weeks ago, but found out he knocked up some chick and didn't, etc.
At this point I'm starting to wonder what else he's lied about to my face.
Apparently I can be disqualified from service for having ADD, but I haven't been on meds for years so I guess I'm okay.
I am too much of a pussy to join the Marines. I am not even considering them or the Navy.
Apparently I can be disqualified from service for having ADD, but I haven't been on meds for years so I guess I'm okay.
I lol'd. I didn't take the ASVAB, but I've taken practice tests. There's no way he got a 50.
If you don't think you could hack it in the Navy, you are a pussy, no doubt. That's what joining the military is all about man, growing some balls and proving to yourself you can do some really amazing things if you set your mind to it.
Oh god, big deal. Your ADD can't be that bad, you did graduate college with a finance degree. You're just looking for reasons to talk yourself out of it is what it looks like.
I have one kidney and heart problems. If the draft comes then no service for me.
when i did recruiters assistance i saw kids with asvab scores in the single digits. remember, its a percentile score.
~gR~