Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

they already have them...
banning them isnt going to make them disappear.
That and there are millions of other things that will cause even more damage. It's just the protectionists being fuck'wads.
 
maybe they want to lower the increase of swords so less people have them? I'm pretty sure everyone knows by instantly banning something, it doesn't just poof.
 
Two friends of mine got really drunk one night and got into an argument, so one of them challenged the other to a sword fight (one of them collects samurai swords). Anyway, they took it easy for a while (hitting each other softly, or with the flats of the blades); but eventually, one of them started getting belligerent. Anyway, they ended up having to admit one of them to the hospital with a bone-deep slash on his forearm.
 
Calling all conspiracy theorists:

SEC Says It Botched 5 Madoff Probes, Despite Warnings
The Associated Press
02 Sep 2009 | 03:46 PM ET

The watchdog of the Securities and Exchange Commission has found the agency consistently mishandled its five investigations of Bernard Madoff's business, despite ample complaints over 16 years about the multibillion-dollar fraud.

But SEC inspector general David Kotz's report found no evidence of any improper ties between agency officials and Madoff.

Despite speculation that senior SEC officials may have tried to influence the probes, a summary of Kotz's 450-page report released Wednesday also found no evidence of that.

The SEC enforcement staff, conducting investigations of Madoff's business, "almost immediately caught (him) in lies and misrepresentations, but failed to follow up on inconsistencies" and rejected whistleblowers' offers to provide additional evidence, the report says.

Revelations in December of the agency's failure to uncover Madoff's massive Ponzi scheme over more than a decade touched off one of the most painful scandals in the agency's 75-year history.

Kotz's exhaustive inquiry was intended as an investigation into the SEC's conduct in the Madoff affair and doesn't make recommendations for actions the agency should take. SEC Chairman Mary Schapiro, appointed by President Barack Obama, has brought changes since taking the helm in January. Enforcement efforts have been strengthened and the agency has started a number of initiatives meant to protect investors in the wake of the financial crisis, officials say.

Three of the five high-ranking SEC officials who were lambasted over the Madoff affair at a congressional hearing in February -- including the enforcement director and the head of the inspections office -- have left the agency.

Kotz's report "makes clear that the agency missed numerous opportunities to discover the fraud," Schapiro said in a statement. "It is a failure that we continue to regret, and one that has led us to reform in many ways how we regulate markets and protect investors."

Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn., chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, said that panel has scheduled a hearing for Sept. 10 on Kotz's report, at which the inspector general is expected to testify. The testimony will "guide us as we continue our work on a bill to modernize financial regulations," Dodd said in a statement.

Between June 1992 and last December, when Madoff confessed, the SEC received six "substantive complaints that raised significant red flags" regarding Madoff's operations. But "a thorough and competent investigation or examination was never performed," the report says.

Many of the SEC staff who conducted the three inspections and two investigations were "inexperienced," according to the report.

It cites examinations of Madoff's business done in 2004 and 2005 by the agency's inspections office. In both exams, the staff "made the surprising discovery" that Madoff's mysterious investment business was making far more money than his well-known wholesale brokerage operation. "However, no one identified this revelation as a cause for concern," the report says.

Even more surprising, the two exams were being conducted at the same time in different SEC offices without either location being aware of the other's action. It was Madoff himself who told one of the inspection teams that he'd already given the information they sought to the other team, according to the report.

Madoff pleaded guilty in March. He is serving 150 years in federal prison in North Carolina for a pyramid scheme that destroyed thousands of people's life savings, wrecked charities and gave already-rattled confidence in the financial system another jolt.

The legions of investors who lost money included ordinary people, Hollywood celebrities and scores of famous names in business and sports -- as well as big hedge funds, international banks and charitable foundations worldwide.
# Rouges: Gallery of Financial Crime

Madoff himself, who was once chairman of the Nasdaq Stock Market and had sat on SEC advisory committees, had boasted of his ties to the agency.

The inspector general's investigation found no evidence, though, that any SEC staff who worked on the exams or investigations of Madoff's business had financial or other improper connections with him that influenced the probes.

Kotz's inquiry did not find that the relationship between a former SEC attorney and assistant inspections director, Eric Swanson, and Madoff's niece, Shana, who married in 2007, influenced the conduct of the agency exams. Swanson was part of a team that examined Madoff's securities brokerage operation in 1999 and 2004. Neither review resulted in any action against Madoff.

The SEC's inspections office has said it has strict rules prohibiting employees from participating in cases involving firms where they have a personal interest.
# Slideshow: Inside Madoff's Home That's Up for Sale

In addition, the IG's inquiry did not find that SEC senior officials "directly attempted to influence" exams or investigations of Madoff or his firm, "nor was there evidence any senior SEC official interfered with the staff's ability to perform its work."

The disclosure in December of the agency's failure in the Madoff affair, coming after the financial crisis struck last fall, buttressed the mounting criticism from lawmakers and investor advocates that Wall Street and regulators in Washington had grown too close.

Christopher Cox, then the SEC chairman, responded by delivering a stunning rebuke to his own career staff, blaming them for the decade-long failure to investigate Madoff.

Cox's critics said targeting the staff was his attempt to salvage his own reputation, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., suggested that Cox bore at least some of the responsibility for what went wrong.

"The SEC's utter failure to follow up aggressively on detailed and specific information about Madoff's fraud is further evidence of a culture of deference toward the Wall Street elite at the SEC," Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa, a senior member of the Senate Finance and Judiciary committees and a longtime agency critic, said in a statement Wednesday. "Until that culture is transformed, the SEC will not be the tough cop-on-the-beat that the public needs."

http://www.cnbc.com/id/32660130/
 
Texas rules

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,546600,00.html
SAN MARCOS, Texas —
Police in Texas say a group of teenagers were trying to break into a home when a resident opened fire and killed two of the youths.

San Marcos Police Chief Howard Williams says the shootings happened shortly before 2 a.m. Friday. He says two 16-year-olds died and a third teenager was seriously wounded.

Another teen was unharmed and arrested in the shootings that were about 30 miles south of Austin.

Authorities declined to release the teenagers' identities but say the two killed were from Luling, about 20 miles from San Marcos.

Williams says police responded to a call of a home invasion and shots fired.

Authorities say the three people who were home at the time were not injured.
 
If they were 30 miles from Austin, probably out in the country. If I had three dudes trying to break into my house, I would shoot them too, but especially being out in the country like that.

Smart resident.
 
Good video. It'd be nice to know just how many people over there are in support of restoring the right to own a gun.

Of course, they have more rights than just that one to work on.
 
There are some serious problems with not having a national written constitution, but occasionally the EU actually helps with that, in terms of protecting peoples rights and overruling the government. I don't suppose Americans will like that though.

That video was very heavily adjusted to appeal to American sympathisers. The fox hunting ban was not a piece of firearms legislation, it was about hunting with dogs. Farmers can still legally own rifles in England.

Oh and it's probably worth saying I'm a fan of the Castle Doctrine.
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...icious-boat-Washington-DCs-Potomac-River.html

U.S Coast Guard sparks 9/11 security scare with 'training exercise' in Potomac moments after Obama crossed river

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Last updated at 4:58 PM on 11th September 2009

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The U.S. Coast Guard caused a panic today after reports it had fired on a suspicious boat in the Potomac River in Washington DC.

The bizarre incident took place moments after President Obama crossed Memorial Bridge on the river on his way from the Pentagon to mark the eighth anniversary of September 11.

The Coast Guard has claimed the incident was merely a training exercise. If so the spectacularly bad timing is certain to provoke anger in America, where the memory of 9/11 is still raw even eight years on.

'They're in a training exercise and we didn't know it. Somebody reported that they had shot at somebody. That was part of the training exercise,' said Lt. Mike Libby of the U.S. Park Police, who was by the river near the 14th Street Bridge.

News stations showed video of Coast Guard vessels in the water on the river.

Departures from Reagan National Airport were halted shortly after 10 a.m. as a precaution, Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Diane Spitaliere said. The airport borders the Potomac River near where shots were reported fired.

Other Federal agencies - also unaware of the exercise - began making emergency preparations as news of the incident broke, a federal source told CNN.

The incident is also likely to provoke Mr Obama's anger. The president was said to be furious in April of this year when an Air Force One photocall over Manhattan sparked a panic.

The White House was forced to apologise after the stunt - part of a federal government photo opportunity - was performed over the same part of town where the two hijacked passenger jets crashed into the World Trade Centre on September 11, 2001.

Businesses shut down, buildings were evacuated and the city came to a standstill as they waited in fear to see if the Big Apple was under attack again.

But the fear turned to anger when they discovered the flyby was simply a photo stunt. The White House had wanted to update its images of Air Force One flying near the Statue of Liberty, red-faced officials confessed.

Today an FBI spokeswoman said the Coast Guard told her that no shots had been fired in the incident.

The incident came as Americans mourned the eighth anniversary of the September 11 attacks on the Pentagon and the World Trade Center in New York today.

It was initially reported that the Coast Guard tried to contact the boat, said to be a recreational boat, after it crossed into restricted space on the river. However there was no radio response.
The decision was then made to fire on the boat. It was initially claimed that ten rounds were fired on the boat.

However the Coast Guard issued a brief statement via the Associated Press this afternoon insisting the bizarre incident was only a training exercise, and that no shots were fired.

'We are still gathering information of how this training event might have been misconstrued as an actual incident. We will conduct a thorough review of this incident,' the Coast Guard said in a statement.

It added: 'The best way that we in the Coast Guard can remember Sept. 11, and our security obligations to the nation is to be always ready and this requires constant training and exercise. To ensure the appropriate readiness posture we conduct training scenarios across the nation on a daily basis.'

President Barack Obama travelled along the Potomac on his way to and from the White House to the Pentagon, on the southern Virginia side of the river, today to mark the anniversary. Defense Sectrarty Robert Gates was also at the Pentagon today to mark the anniversary.

The President is now back at the White House, the Secret Service has said.

It is believed to be practice for the Coast Guard to fire warning shots if a boat does not respond to attempts to communicate.

The Coast Guard began patrolling the Potomac after security was increased in the wake of 9/11.

The Potomac River flows past many of Washington's greatest attractions, including the Kennedy Center and the Washington Monument. It also flows close to the Pentagon, one of the sites of the 9/11 attacks.

The river separates suburban Virginia from the city.
For many Americans September 11 will never be routine, no matter how many anniversaries have passed.

The instantaneous, panicked reaction to today's incident, from the shutting down of Reagan International to the speed at which the news was beamed around the world, only confirms that.

Families carrying photos of lost loved ones streamed into a plaza near Ground Zero in New York today, wiping tears and raindrops from their faces under dreary skies.

Thousands attended the now-familiar ceremonies in New York, at the Pentagon and at the crash site of United Airlines Flight 93 in Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

In lower Manhattan, families used rain jackets and ponchos to fend off the rain and strong wind as bells tolled at nearby Trinity Church.

'It doesn't matter what kind of weather there is. I would be here either way. It's a way to come together and find a common place,' said Elaine Dejesus of Clifton, New Jersey. She carried a framed photo of Nereida Dejesus, who was her sister and best friend.

Dejesus, wiping tears off her cheeks, said the anniversaries don't get any easier.
'For me, it's just the same as it was the first day,' she said. 'There are days I just sit there and cry. But I also remember the fun times and what she would want us to do.'

The morning the World Trade Center crumbled, a war began. Today counter-terrorism and intelligence officials told the Guardian that the threat from al Qaeda has shrunk, and that the organisation is facing a crisis affecting its ability to find, inspire and train willing fighters.

The leadership has shrunk to a core group of just six people, including Osama bin Laden and Ayman al Zawahiri. In all, there may be just 200 al Qaeda operatives left who matter.

The fight instead is now being taken to franchises in Pakistan, Yemen or North Africa.

But even with that success, the psychological scars on America remain.
New York City lawyers have revealed that demands for a new probe into September 11 may be put to a city referendum.

The New York City Coalition for Accountability Now (NYC CAN), a group of 9/11 family members, first responders and survivors, has submitted over 30,000 valid signatures to put the referendum for a new 9/11 investigation before the voters of New York City this November.

The vote is likely to tear open old wounds as groups such as the 'truthers', those such as actor Charlie Sheen who believe Americans have never been told the truth about what really happened on 9/11, try to persuade New Yorkers to open a new probe.

If the referendum passes in November, it would lead to the creation of a local, independent commission with subpoena power that would be tasked with comprehensively reinvestigating the attacks.
 
Apparently the term "pro-death" describes some abortion supporters better than one might think:

Two men killed in Michigan; one was protesting abortions

(CNN) -- An anti-abortion activist was fatally shot Friday outside a high school in Owosso, Michigan, while another man was found shot dead in a business outside town in what appears to be a related incident, authorities said.

A suspect, identified only as a 33-year-old Owosso man, has been taken into custody, Owosso Police Chief Michael Compeau said.

Jim Pouillon, 63, an anti-abortion activist well-known in the area, was protesting across the street from Owosso High School about 7:20 a.m. when several shots were fired from a passing vehicle, killing him, Compeau said.

Several people witnessed the shooting, and one was able to provide a license number, he said.

"Owosso police officers, about one hour later, were able to locate the suspect at his residence," he said.

"At the time of his arrest, the suspect made statements that he was involved in another homicide in Shiawassee County the same day," he said.

Shiawassee County Sheriff George Braidwood said a call had come into a 911 dispatch center about 8:17 a.m. saying that an employee at Fuoss Gravel outside of Owosso had discovered the owner, Mike Fuoss, "apparently deceased."

He was a victim of "multiple gunshot wounds," Braidwood said.

Authorities believe that Fuoss and the suspect knew each other, Braidwood said.

The Owosso school district went into immediate lockdown after the shooting outside the high school, Compeau said, until the suspect was in custody.

The high school's administration notified parents of the shooting and offered them the option of picking up their children, he said. All after-school activities were canceled, he added.

Owosso, a city of about 15,000 people, is about 25 miles west of Flint, Michigan.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/11/michigan.shooting/
 
It's impossible to tell from that article whether the shooter was an abortion supporter or not. It says that authorities suspect that he knew at least one of the victims, so it's impossible to say at this point whether the motivation was personal or ideological.