Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[zabu of nΩd]

Well it's better than nothing (assuming it happens), and I drive on the Interstates all the time, so I could benefit quite a lot from it. Of course I'll still have to drive under that on I-295 so that my car isn't destroyed by all the potholes and other bullshit over there.

 

[Dak]

Study on Speed Limits

Montana No Speed Limit findings

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Krig in India

yes! good news.

pretty sad though, a dude in India can carry a firearm, but a citizen in Illinois cannot. Fuck you Chicago!

 

[Matt]

Keep it up Chi Town. Backcountry hicks don't need guns to do anything besides hunt.

 

[Dak]

and protect themselves from criminals.

 

[Matt]

Krig doesn't have to worry about criminals. He doesn't live in a ghetto.

 

[Dak]

Krig doesn't have to worry about criminals. He doesn't live in near black people.

 

[Matt]

Because crime doesn't happen anywhere else.

But, all joking aside, Krig lives in low crime area. I've been there like a million times.

 

[Dak]

Probably because Krig has plenty of guns. You aren't helping your case

Nice location update lol

 

[Matt]

I didn't really feel like arguing tbh

 

[Dak]

You should move closer to Krig to be safer sir.

 

[Matt]

I think he has enough guns to cover half of Illinois.

 

[A1a23]

Because crime doesn't happen anywhere else.

But, all joking aside, Krig lives in low crime area. I've been there like a million times.

Springfield Illinois supposedly has a sizable black population and the 13th most dangerous neighborhood in the country. I think Krig has all the right to have guns.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

lol

I guess it's a little worrisome that it's the 13th most dangerous town in the US, but... there are BLACKS there too?! My god, how could you not own a gun?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hahahahahhaha Mathias, please stop.
This city is not "safe" at all.

 

[Pessimism]

He knows, there are blacks there after all.

 

[Matt]

Haha yeah, I really was just making shit up there

 

[Matt]

Springfield Illinois supposedly has a sizable black population and the 13th most dangerous neighborhood in the country. I think Krig has all the right to have guns.

I don't know where you found that bs, but I haven't found a site that even has Springfield listed

 

[zabu of nΩd]

12-year-old girl hauled off in cuffs after doodling on school desk with marker

Hilariously absurd, though I wonder if it had something to do with the fact that she's...

...absolute jailbait?

 

[Dak]

Looks like one of mort's sig girls.