Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[Badbird]

Well everything from Fox to CNN to MSNBC to CBS to ABC to NBC, they are all part of the MSM amirite? But Colbert and Stewart are different from the rest of the media.

 

[Dak]

Because they can tell jokes?

 

[Einherjar86]

 

[Prismatic Sphere]

Miguel Mendoza, 59, of Woodstock, Va., called himself "pro president." He told our Doug Stanglin he came to the rally with his wife and children because he is "tired of the Tea Party having taken over the discussion. There's other people that believe in the government."

Precise, X marks the spot, what is seriously wrong with this country.

 

[Badbird]

So this Miguel Mendoza is a guy who think no president can-do-no-wrong?

 

[Pessimism]

Because they can tell jokes?

Prob because they are not journalists, nor are they supposed to be held to journalistic standards - that is why they are different.

The fact that they fact check news outlets and blast everyone's lies on air is only the sweet part. The fact that they don't change or alter the truth for comedy is also an incredibly sad/hilarious thing.

 

[Dak]

They still cover news and push a particular agenda. While I find them amusing, to call them unbiased or "truthy" is ridiculous.

 

[Badbird]

Name news outlets that aren't bias Dakryn.

 

[Dak]

Umm, none? What is your point?

 

[Pessimism]

The point is calling a kettle black is fucking retarded (and obvious).

BUT WHAT IS THE DEGREE OF THE BLACKNESS!??

So this Miguel Mendoza is a guy who think no president can-do-no-wrong?

How the hell could you pull that out of that quote?

 

[Dak]

Well apparently it wasnt too fucking obvious because Badbird claimed they weren't part of the MSM......

 

[Badbird]

What I meant was that they are different than the MSM. Sure they are MSM but they bias on their shows isn't big like on MSNBC and Fox.

 

[Dak]

Define "big".

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Similar in size to the bias most of the shit you pull out of your ass or the ass of the Internet has, I'd think

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

The closest to unbiased news you'll find is your local news. They report actual events, without regard for a particular political agenda (for the most part). I mean, try and tie the "liberal media conspiracy" to Antoine Dodson. Just try.

 

[Valerie]

Weeeeell, obviously, rapists don't care about black people.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[Einherjar86]

Weeeeell, obviously, rapists don't care about black people.

Does anyone?

 

[Dak]

Similar in size to the bias most of the shit you pull out of your ass or the ass of the Internet has, I'd think

Sure, but Stewart and Colbert are just as biased. I prefer to think of my views as cynical as opposed to biased. I am to the point where I think basically everyone in major media is lying.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I am to the point where I think basically everyone in major media is lying.

I had that figured out long, long ago.