Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, because everyone wants higher taxes

Seriously though, tax cuts are fine when they are implemented correctly.

 

[cookiecutter]

Yeah. Cutting taxes while we have a deficit and are fighting two wars? That's stupid

 

[genocide roach]

oh yay! another bush debate

fuck, i want him out of office just so i dont have to read these anymore. and i voted for the guy!

clinton is gonna win. no question about it. i dont want her to, but she will.

i guess guiliani is the closest to my views. though a mix of him and ron paul (minus the anti war thing) would be best. i'll be voting for rudy in the general, and either rudy or ron paul in the primary. paul's stance on religion government involvement outweighs his stance on war
~gR~

 

[cookiecutter]

I know you're in the military but are you actually pro-war?

 

[genocide roach]

yes

and thats the long and short answer. i'm not getting into a war debate for the 247358 time. and i'm being literal, i kept count
~gR~

 

[skeptik]

Because war is awesome and totally logical?

 

[cookiecutter]

We're taking the fight to the terrists. They hate us for our freedom. We'll bring democracy to Iraq and everyone will love us.

 

[zoidberg]

We're taking the fight to the terrists. They hate us for our freedom. We'll bring democracy to Iraq and everyone will love us.

6 years later......

 

[Pessimism]

Clik for hilarious reason to why the terrorists hate our freedoms



New bill on skullfucking

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Ron Paul ftw.
and screw this war. waste of money. Why would I give a flying fuck about the people of Iraq.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Yes the reson why I'm going to the states now is because the dollar aint worth shit ^^

 

[Valerie]

Yes the reson why I'm going to the states now is because the dollar aint worth shit ^^

It's worth more than a krone, dummy.

 

[Pessimism]

Actually, isn't that vice versa? I know when I'm going on swedish web shops....it's butchery to mein wallet.

Nope, 1 us = 6.5 sek



Turns out the shop is just incredibly expensive ^_^

 

[PanzerKunt]

It's worth more than a krone, dummy.

It is, but that's far from the point. The point is that it's worth nothing compared to what it was a couple of years ago = I save money now.

 

[Valerie]

Actually, isn't that vice versa? I know when I'm going on swedish web shops....it's butchery to mein wallet.

Nope, 1 us = 6.5 sek



Turns out the shop is just incredibly expensive ^_^

Krone is Norwegian, Krona is Swedish

 

[cookiecutter]

Ocular Penetration Restriction Act

 

[Zephyrus]

You hear about this, Ozzman?

Stadium wants to shoot pigeons
Cincy officials concerned about birds pooping on fans

CINCINNATI (AP) -- Paul Brown Stadium officials want permission to shoot down pigeons that are pooping on Bengals fans' heads -- and in their food and beer -- during games.

Eric Brown, managing director of the stadium, sent a letter asking the city to allow stadium employees to kill the birds with an air-powered pellet rifle.

Brown says no shooting would take place on game days.

Bengals officials say fan noise used to drive pigeons away during games but apparently the birds have adapted. Pigeon poop is becoming a big problem throughout the NFL, but no one has come up with a foolproof solution yet.

Team officials say they're looking into other ideas to get rid of the birds, including the use of strobe lights, noise makers, fake owls and netting.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Ahh to have a fucking bird shit on my burger or in my beer. They must die.

 

[genocide roach]

Iran labels CIA 'terrorist organization' By ALI AKBAR DAREINI, Associated Press Writer

TEHRAN, Iran - Iran's parliament on Saturday approved a nonbinding resolution labeling the CIA and the U.S. Army "terrorist organizations," in apparent response to a Senate resolution seeking to give a similar designation to Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

The hard-line dominated parliament cited U.S. involvement in dropping nuclear bombs in Japan in World War II, using depleted uranium munitions in the Balkans, Afghanistan and Iraq, supporting the killings of Palestinians by Israel, bombing and killing Iraqi civilians, and torturing terror suspects in prisons.

"The aggressor U.S. Army and the Central Intelligence Agency are terrorists and also nurture terror," said a statement by the 215 lawmakers who signed the resolution at an open session of the Iranian parliament. The session was broadcast live on state-run radio.

The resolution, which is seen as a diplomatic offensive against the U.S., urges Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's government to treat the two as terrorist organizations. It also paves the way for the resolution to become legislation that — if ratified by the country's hardline constitutional watchdog — would become law. The government is expected to wait for U.S. reaction before making its decision.

On Wednesday, the Senate voted 76-22 in favor of a resolution urging the State Department to designate Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps a terrorist organization. While the proposal attracted overwhelming bipartisan support, a small group of Democrats said they feared labeling the state-sponsored organization a terrorist group could be interpreted as a congressional authorization of military force in Iran.

The Bush administration had already been considering whether to blacklist an elite unit within the Revolutionary Guard, subjecting part of the vast military operation to financial sanctions.

The U.S. legislative push came a day after Ahmadinejad told world leaders at the U.N. General Assembly that his country would defy attempts to impose new sanctions by "arrogant powers" seeking to curb its nuclear program, accusing them of lying and imposing illegal penalties on his country.

He said the nuclear issue was now "closed" as a political issue and Iran would pursue the monitoring of its nuclear program "through its appropriate legal path," the International Atomic Energy Agency, which is the U.N.'s nuclear watchdog.

Tensions between the U.S. and Iran have escalated over Washington accusations that Iran is secretly trying to develop nuclear weapons and has been supplying Shiite militias in Iraq with deadly weapons used to kill U.S. troops. Iran denies both of the allegations.

i love iran. always there when you need a pick me up
~gR~

 

[cookiecutter]

Fair's fair. We labeled their Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization.