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Pencil sharpeners banned from schools to prevent pupils 'slashing' each other
Last updated at 13:44pm on 8th June 2007

A leading pencil sharpener manufacturer is planning to fit tamper-proof blades to its products after slashing incidents sparked safety fears in schools.

Following continuing controversy about knives and guns in the classroom, schools are turning their attention to another potential weapon - pencil sharpeners.

According to the Times Educational Supplement, schools have complained of incidents where children unscrewed small blades and used them to slash others or themselves.

Although such cases a rare, a stationery company says that it had received sufficient complaints to make it redesign all of its sharpeners.

Maufacturer Helix says it hopes to ease teachers' nerves by bringing out a "tamper-proof" sharpener, featuring a special screw head that it claims cannot be removed, even with a screwdriver.

Some schools have been forced to ban pencil sharpeners altogether, although teachers' unions have played down the problem.

One of the most shocking cases took place last year, when teenager Shanni Naylor had 30 stitches in her face after being slashed with a pencil sharpener blade by another girl at school.

The 12-year-old had gone to the aid of a boy who was being bullied at Myrtle Springs school in Sheffield.

Normanton junior school in Derby banned plastic sharpeners after children were found stamping on them to remove the blades and Waterloo primary in Ashton-under-Lyne banned sharpeners after a pupil slashed another child's neck.

Jon Burke, a spokesman for Helix, which sells two million sharpeners a year, told the Times Educational Supplement: "We had a lot of feedback from teachers and parents that this was a problem and developed the patented screw."

Helix was previously responsible for launching the shatterproof ruler and the "safety point" compass during the 1980s. The sharp point disappears into the device if pushed into something with force.

Chris Keates, general secretary of the NASUWT teachers' union, said craft knives taken from design workshops were a bigger threat.

"Anything can potentially become an offensive weapon," she said, "and teachers and schools are more and more aware of the risks of pupils misusing equipment. In some ways, if you produce a tamper-proof pencil sharpener you lay down a challenge to the pupils."

Jan Fry, deputy chief executive of parents' group Parentline Plus, said improving sharpeners did not tackle overall issues of bullying. "If it isn't a pencil sharpener, it will be something else," she said.

Laura Warren, of the National Confederation for Parent Teacher Associations, said: "Parents will welcome anything making children's time at school safer."

New laws came into effect last week giving teachers a clearer right to frisk pupils for weapons.

The Ultimate fucking nanny country!!!
 
One of the most shocking cases took place last year, when teenager Shanni Naylor had 30 stitches in her face after being slashed with a pencil sharpener blade by another girl at school.

The 12-year-old had gone to the aid of a boy who was being bullied at Myrtle Springs school in Sheffield.

Normanton junior school in Derby banned plastic sharpeners after children were found stamping on them to remove the blades and Waterloo primary in Ashton-under-Lyne banned sharpeners after a pupil slashed another child's neck.

What the fuck kind of schools are these? I think they need to worry more about hiring some cops there than about redesigning the fucking pencil sharpeners.
 
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Fossilized_remains_of_birdlike_dinosaur_found_in_China

Wikinews said:
Scientists in China have unearthed the fossilized remains of a bird like dinosaur in the Erlian Basin that was as big as the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The measurements put the fossil, now named Gigantoraptor elrianensis, at 16 feet tall and 26 feet (8 meters) long, weighing in at an estimated over 3,000 pounds (1,400 kilograms) when it was alive. It is said to have had a beak, feathers and its closest relative would have been the Caudiperyx, which is 35 times smaller than the newly discovered fossil. It is estimated to have roamed Earth during the Cretaceous Period about 70 million years ago.

"We think it's the largest feathered animal ever to have been discovered. This is like having a mouse that is the size of a horse or cow. It is very important information for us in our efforts to trace the evolution process of dinosaurs to birds. It’s more complicated than we imagined," said one of the paleontologists who made the discovery, Xu Xing from the Institute of Vertebrate Paleontology & Paleoanthropology.

Previous theories about dinosaurs were that they got smaller before they evolved into birds. But the new discovery could mean the exact opposite, that dinosaurs got larger before becoming smaller.

"Almost every group [of dinosaurs] that has evolved has tended to evolve giant forms,"said University of Alberta paleontologist, Philip Currie.

Scientists are not sure whether the dinosaur was a herbivore or a carnivore, because it has both claws, and a long neck with a small head. The scientists also originally thought the remains were of a T. Rex.

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/06/14/gaza/index.html

GAZA CITY (CNN) -- President Mahmoud Abbas dismissed the Hamas-led unity government and declared a state of emergency Thursday after four days of fighting that has left Hamas in control of much of Gaza.

Hamas has seized control of all Palestinian Authority security installations in the territory.

Shortly before midnight (5 p.m. ET), Hamas sources told CNN, the presidential compound also fell.

If confirmed it would mean all Abbas-controlled security installations are under Hamas control.

Fighters loyal to Hamas, led by Prime Minister Ismail Haniya, waved their green banners from atop the headquarters of the Preventive Security Service in Gaza City and took numerous prisoners from Abbas' Fatah party.

"In Gaza, a military coup attempt has taken place against the Palestinian Authority," Abbas aide Tayeb Abdel Rahim said.

Under the state of emergency, Abbas will have the authority to replace the current Hamas Cabinet with his Fatah allies. The temporary Cabinet would have to be approved by the Palestinian Legislative Council after 30 days.

Currently, there is no government control in Gaza, according to Palestinian legislator Saeb Erakat.

"Gaza is now officially out of our control as the Palestinian Authority," said Erakat, who is aligned with the Fatah party.

He blamed a "renegade force" in Gaza for staging a "major coup d'etat."

"This is a coup against the president, against the Palestinian people, and against the Palestinian cause," Erakat told CNN....
 
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-flbsubway0629nbjun29,0,1772093.story

Subway customer lauded as hero for gunning down robbers in Plantation

By Akilah Johnson, Andrew Tran and Juan C. Ortega
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted June 29 2007

Some are calling a former U.S. Marine a hero for shooting two men — killing one — during the botched robbery of a sandwich shop in Plantation. But the men's friends and family want to know how he could gun them down and not be charged.

John Lovell had just finished dinner at about 11: 15 p.m. Wednesday when, Plantation police say, two men armed with guns rushed inside a Subway shop and demanded cash. After robbing the store, the men turned to Lovell. They wanted his money, police said.

But like his attackers, Lovell was armed.

The retired military man opened fire, shooting dead Donicio Arrindell, 22, of North Lauderdale, and critically injuring Fredrick Gadson, 21, of Fort Lauderdale.

Lovell, 71, of Plantation, has a valid concealed weapons permit and is not expected to be charged in the shooting, said police spokesman Detective Robert Rettig. Gadson, however, faces multiple felony charges that could include murder, he said. Under Florida law, anyone who commits a felony such as armed robbery resulting in a death can be held accountable for the capital offense.

"He feared for his life," Rettig said of Lovell. "And if he's in fear for his life, then he has a right to defend himself, even if it means severe bodily injury or death."

Florida law gives people the right of "self-defense without the duty to retreat." That means individuals can use deadly force virtually anywhere to prevent death or serious injury.

Lovell could not be reached for comment despite calls and visits to his home.

His attorney, Wesley White, of Yulee, near Jacksonville, said he has known Lovell for 19 years and described him as a "quiet Clint Eastwood-type you don't want to mess with." He is a former Marine who was a member of the helicopter detail that transported Presidents Kennedy and Johnson, White said.

Lovell, a retired Pan-Am and Delta Airline pilot, has held a concealed weapons permit since September 1990. Three months earlier, Plantation police had arrested him for having a loaded .9 mm and three extra clips behind the driver's seat of a Corvette without proper permits for the gun. The Broward State's Attorney's Office declined to file charges in that case.

According to a police statement, :Arrindell ordered Lovell to hand over his wallet. He intentionally dropped it on the floor and refused to pick it up, saying he was afraid. That's when Arrindell ordered him into the women's restroom.

"The victim believed he would be executed and when he noticed [Arrindell] distracted ... reached behind his back, removed his loaded .45 caliber handgun from his holster and fired seven rounds," the statement said.

Arrindell was struck twice — once in the head and once in the stomach — and collapsed. Officers found him face down, wearing sunglasses and a bandanna, with a gun near his left hand. Gadson was hit in the chest and ran from the store. Police dogs found him in the hedges of a nearby office building and bank.

Both men were taken to Broward General Medical Center, where Arrindell died and Gadson was in critical condition Thursday.

Sebastian Shakespeare, 23, of Lauderhill, was going to buy a sandwich at the Subway at 1949 N. Pine Island Road when he saw Lovell, gun in hand, standing over Arrindell. A former employee, Shakespeare worked the night shift and often worried about getting robbed.

He said Lovell did a good deed. "A civilian was a hero."

Lovell's neighbor agreed.

"If I was in the same situation ... I hope I could've done the same thing," said Bryan Sklar, 45.

But Gadson's grandmother, Rosa Jones, said: "He ain't no hero. He is a murderer and God will serve justice."

She and her husband, Ivory Jones, pastor of a Fort Lauderdale church, sat on their front porch in Fort Lauderdale on Thursday wondering how a man could shoot two people and not go to jail.

They said their grandson sometimes hung with the wrong crowd but never got into legal trouble. According to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, he has no arrest record. They said Gadson, who never finished high school, got tired of low-wage jobs and was pursuing his GED.

Arrindell, friends said, found himself in a similar situation: no high school diploma and working odd jobs. So he went back to school. He was a man with past troubles, including a 2004 arrest for carrying a concealed weapon, but he was improving his life, they said. He recently bought a car and had a girlfriend.

Kathy East, 54, whose son went to school with Arrindell, said she took him in two years ago when he and his mother had a falling out.

"I'm absolutely stunned," she said Thursday.


71 year old badass! :kickass:
 
7-year-old questioned in fatal shooting of 8-year-old cousin

By Erin Conroy, Associated Press Writer | June 26, 2007

BOSTON --Police have questioned a 7-year-old boy who they believe fatally shot his 8-year-old cousin with an illegal gun, spokeswoman Elaine Driscoll said.

Police would not give the names of the boy or his mother, who were interviewed at Boston Police headquarters Tuesday and released.

Laquarrie Jefferson was shot in the abdomen Sunday night while home in Boston's Dorchester neighborhood. Relatives who lived there told police the boy was killed when armed intruders forced their way into the apartment, but they later acknowledged the claim was false.

"I said I was sorry about making up a story to police," Laquarrie's mother, 30-year-old Lakeisha Gadson, told reporters Tuesday outside the four-story Seaver Street apartment building where the family lives.

Gadson said the shooting was an accident.

"I love my son," Gadson said. "I wasn't blaming nobody in the house, I said it was someone else."

Administrators at the John P. Holland Elementary School in Dorchester said Laquarrie had finished first grade last week, and described him as hardworking and eager to help his classmates with tasks.

Driscoll would not comment on the police interviews and said no arrests have been made.

Jake Wark, spokesman for Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley, said it is too early to tell whether charges will be brought in the case.

Police commissioner Ed Davis had said at least one of the slain boy's relatives had a gang connection, and that police recovered an illegal gun used in the shooting.

In response to the shooting, Mayor Thomas Menino left the U.S. Conference of Mayors in Los Angeles early to fly back to Boston. He said he has called on the federal government to allow better access to gun trace data.

"Earlier this month one of our Boston police officers was shot, luckily not killed, by a young person using an illegal gun," he said in a statement. "Enough is enough."

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WASHINGTON (AFP) - The mother of a US man whose 2006 execution took 86 minutes and involved sticking needles into him 19 times has sued the prison team which oversaw the execution for civil rights violations.

On Monday Irma Clark filed suit in the Cincinnati, Ohio, district court, alleging her son Joseph Clark was exposed to "excessive suffering" violating the US constitution when he was put to death on May 2, 2006, at a state prison in Lucasville, Ohio, according to court documents.

The suit claims that two prison administrators and 12 members of the execution team ignored the fact that Clark, who had been sentenced to death for a 1984 murder, had long been an intravenous drug user making it difficult to carry out the execution by lethal injection.

The filing said it took the execution team 25 minutes on their first attempt to place shunts in Clark's arms to inject the three drugs used in the execution, because of heavy scar tissue on his arms from drug use.

"The first execution attempt failed, probably due to a collapsed vein," the complaint read. "The execution team discovered the problem when Mr Clark lifted his head from the gurney and repeatedly stated, 'It don't work.'"

Clark also asked if there was some other way they could put him to death, according to the suit.

In a second try, it took the team another half-hour to find a usable vein, and as they did, "witnesses could hear Mr Clark's groans from behind the curtain."

After Clark was finally pronounced dead, 86 minutes after the process began, an autopsy showed 19 needle puncture wounds from the process.

The suit alleges the team did not follow procedures and was negligent in handling the execution.

"As a result of defendants' deliberate indifference to the substantial risk of a problematic execution, Mr Clark needlessly suffered humiliation, pain and suffering, and emotional stress," it said.

The suit asks for 150,000 dollars in damages.

Several US states have recently halted executions due to problems with the lethal injection method.

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Anyone else notice that in almost all the news stories posted about crime, either the criminals or their families have terrible grammar?