Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

This is gold:

Polls told President Obama to give unpopular talk show host Limbaugh the bum-rush
BY David Saltonstall
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Updated Wednesday, March 4th 2009, 2:02 PM

There's a reason why White House advisors have dubbed conservative radio ranter Rush Limbaugh the new face of the opposition — polls told them he was a big, fat target.

Democrats realized their opportunity last fall when they included the talk titan in a poll and got back a surprise: only a tiny fraction of voters under age 40 — 11% — had a positive impression of the talk king, Politico.com reported.

Then Limbaugh raised the stakes by loudly proclaiming last month that he hopes President Obama "fails" — giving Democrats just the opening they needed to make Limbaugh the new, made-to-order GOP bogeyman.

"I want to send Rush a bottle of vitamins," former Clinton advisor Paul Begala told Politico. "We need him to stay healthy and loud and proud."

Limbaugh, of course, is loving every second of it — loudly and proudly.

"The administration is enabling me," he gushed in an e-mail to Politico. "They are expanding my profile, expanding my audience and expanding my influence. An ever larger number of people are now being exposed to the antidote to Obamaism: conservatism, as articulated by me."

The long-time talk king has continued to express his wish that Obama fails, despite polls showing most Americans — regardless of party — hope the new president succeeds in fixing the economy.

Yesterday, the White House strategy of elevating Limbaugh came into full bloom when former Obama campaign manager David Plouffe penned an op-ed in The Washington Post headlined "Minority Leader Limbaugh."

"Limbaugh, of course, told his radio listeners that he's rooting for President Obama to fail — and hoping the president's ideas for bolstering our economy fail with him," Plouffe wrote. "For many Americans, hungry for leadership and cooperation, this sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard."

Limbaugh is no doubt correct that the face-off will be a ratings boon for him.

But Democrats also seem to have tied Republicans in knots by elevating the loudest — and in many ways most divisive — of their talking heads to a higher plain.

When Obama chief of staff Rahm Emmanuel officially unveiled the new strategy last Sunday on "Face the Nation" by calling Limbaugh "the voice and the intellectual force" behind the GOP, Republican Party chair Michael Steele was forced to engage.

Steele did so inartfully, calling Limbaugh an "entertainer" whose comments can be "ugly" — forcing the new GOP leader to apologize to an angry Limbaugh.

It was a kow-tow that Emmanuel had all but predicted days earlier.

"Whenever a Republican criticizes him, they have to run back and apologize to him and say they were misunderstood," Emmanuel said of Limbaugh's hold over the GOP.

Steele's mea culpa underscored what some Democrats are now acknowledging is the self-reinforcing genius of their new strategy: it depends on Limbaugh continuing to bully all those who disagree with him, a bet many regard as very safe.

Said James Carville, another ex-Clinton advisor, "Our strategy depends on him keeping talking. And I think we're going to succeed."

Above article is probably referring largely to the following incident:

Democrats use Web to mock Rush Limbaugh, prominent Republicans
BY Matt Marrone
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Wednesday, March 4th 2009, 1:12 PM

Democrats took a swipe at Republicans - and conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh - with a Web page launched Wednesday morning on the official site of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.

The page - found at imsorryrush.com - allows users to construct a Mad Libs-style message to Limbaugh using "the secret Republican Apology Machine" and sign it with the name of prominent Republicans who've released mea culpas to Limbaugh recently - including Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.

"Dear Rush," the customizable e-mail begins, "I'm sorry that I called you [an opportunistic brick thrower/ugly/an idiot]. My comments were [inarticulate/stupid/not even about you]."

After choosing endings for the first four sentences using drop-down menus, users can select the "author" of their letter, add a P.S., and hit send.

The message, dripping with sarcasm, includes the line: "You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that?"

"If you're one of the growing number of Republicans who need a quick and easy way to apologize to Rush Limbaugh after you cross him, look no further than ImSorryRush.com," Jennifer Crider, Communications Director for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, said in a statement. "Even if you're not a Republican, this new site gives you the opportunity to apologize to Leader Rush just like the elected Republicans did."

Limbaugh made headlines on his radio show when he stated, four days before Barack Obama's inauguration, that he wanted the new president to fail. "We're talking about my country, the United States of America, my nieces, my nephews, your kids, your grandkids," Limbaugh said on Jan. 16. "Why in the world do we want to saddle them with more liberalism and socialism? Why would I want to do that? So I can answer it, four words, 'I hope he fails.'"

Here's the "I'm Sorry Rush" site:
http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry

Pure genius.
 
Most awesome terrorist ever:

Man shot in backhoe attack on Israeli police

JERUSALEM (CNN) -- A man who drove a construction vehicle into a police car and an empty bus on a major road in Jerusalem has been shot and killed, Israeli police and medical services.

Two Israeli policemen sustained minor injuries in the incident, police said. The driver was shot by an Israeli policeman and a taxi driver at the scene, according to a police spokesman and eyewitnesses. He died as he reached a Jerusalem hospital, Israeli medical services said.

Police have not identified the driver. A police officer on the scene told Israel Radio that there was an open Quran, or Muslim holy book, inside the construction vehicle.

It is similar to two attacks in July of last year when a Palestinian construction worker rammed a bulldozer into a string of vehicles, killing at least three people before being shot and killed by Israeli police.

Three weeks later, a person drove an earth-moving machine into a number of cars near the King David Hotel in downtown Jerusalem, before he was shot and killed.

Also, last September a Palestinian was shot and killed after he drove his car into a group Israeli soldiers near Jerusalem's Old City.
 
I guess the verdict is still up in the air for this budget, but it would be pretty horrendous if it got passed as is. Obama had better not be a giant douche and let it pass.

Congress OKs stopgap bill to keep government open

By ANDREW TAYLOR – 4 hours ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — With a $410 billion catchall spending bill stalled in the Senate and a midnight deadline looming, Congress rushed through stopgap legislation Friday to keep the government running for another five days.

The House passed the bill by a 328-50 vote; the Senate acted by unanimous voice vote. President Barack Obama signed the measure later in the day, White House officials said early Friday evening.

The stopgap measure was needed because on Thursday night, Senate Republicans unexpectedly put the brakes on the sweeping measure. The so-called omnibus bill would award domestic agencies with big spending increases and it also contains about 8,000 pet projects sought by lawmakers.

House Republicans unsuccessfully tried to freeze most domestic agencies at current levels, but were easily defeated.

"Spending as usual with thousands upon thousands of earmarks and special projects is not what the American people expect from this Congress during these difficult times," said Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind.

With most Republicans denouncing the bill as too costly and a few Democrats opposing it as well, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., called off a key procedural vote — just one vote short of the 60 needed to send the measure to the White House.

Several Republicans who support the bill withheld their support of the procedural vote to force Reid to let other Republicans offer amendments, including ones to extend a local school voucher program in Washington, D.C., and to require lawmakers to approve their pay hikes instead of getting automatic cost-of-living raises every year.

With the vote postponed until at least Tuesday, both the House and Senate had to pass the stopgap spending measure by midnight Friday to prevent a shutdown of most domestic agencies. Midnight is when a temporary law that keeps the government in business, mostly at 2008 spending levels, expires.

If the larger spending bill ends up being amended by the Senate, the House would again have to act on that bill, giving Republicans more chances to launch political attacks.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., privately threatened to abandon the bill altogether Thursday night, infuriated that GOP leaders were stalling it even though they helped craft it and have a big stake in its passage, according to a Democratic leadership aide. The aide demanded anonymity to speak frankly about a private meeting.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., who has numerous earmarks for Kentucky in the bill and benefits from an increased staff allowance for Republicans, had previously praised the measure before turning against it in the wake of Obama's costly economic stimulus bill.

Senate Democratic leaders prevailed upon Pelosi to stick with the measure for now. Letting it die would deny large spending increases for some of Democrats' favorite programs, such as food aid for children and pregnant women, in addition to billions of dollars for lawmakers' pet projects.

Amid the debate over spending, the government delivered more bad economic news on Friday — a spike in unemployment to 8.1 percent. That prompted the top House Republican to call for a freeze on spending until the end of the fiscal year and plead with Obama to veto the Senate measure.

Rep. John Boehner, R-Ohio, said the bill is loaded with "unscrutinized taxpayer-funded earmarks" that are "a textbook example of why Americans have grown so fed up with Washington."

Democrats and their allies control 58 seats, though at least a few Democrats oppose the measure over its cost or changes in U.S. policy toward Cuba. That meant Democrats needed five or six Republican votes to advance the bill. But key Republicans such as Olympia Snowe of Maine withheld their votes to force Reid to open the measure to further amendments.

The huge, 1,132-page spending bill awards big increases to domestic programs and is stuffed with pet projects sought by lawmakers in both parties. The measure has an extraordinary reach, wrapping together nine spending bills to fund the annual operating budgets of every Cabinet department except for Defense, Homeland Security and Veterans Affairs.

The measure was written mostly over the course of last year, before projected deficits quadrupled and Obama's economic recovery bill left many of the same spending accounts swimming in cash. Initially, the bill attracted bipartisan support, but most Republicans developed sticker shock in the wake of enactment of the $787 billion economic stimulus bill.

And, to the embarrassment of Obama — who promised during last year's campaign to force Congress to curb its pork-barrel ways — the bill contains 7,991 pet projects totaling $5.5 billion, according to calculations by the GOP staff of the House Appropriations Committee.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5injFfO8MlwJfFFF_n29IR630N94AD96OS11O0
 
I love how Obama's been practically steamrolling every ethics-related policy Bush had maintained. It's so nice to see some rational decisions being made in the White House for once, even if the economy's a lost cause.

Obama reverses Bush on stem cells
Scientists had charged the former administration with political interference.
By Linda Feldmann

As promised during the campaign, President Obama has lifted federal restrictions on embryonic stem cell research put in place in 2001 by President Bush.

In announcing the policy change Monday morning, achieved by executive order, the president also signed a memorandum aimed at shielding the federal government’s involvement in science from political influence. The dual moves represented a sharp departure from the Bush years, when government employees – including the former Surgeon General – charged that politics was interfering with science in a range of areas, from stem cell research to climate change and reproductive health policy.

The policy moves, carried out Monday morning in an East Room signing ceremony, brought cheers from the scientific community and advocacy groups hoping for medical breakthroughs on a range of conditions.

Though Bush’s policy on embryonic stem cell research was seen at the time as a compromise – in that it did allow federal funding of research on a limited number of existing lines – scientists asserted that the restrictions had effectively squelched federally based research. During that nearly eight-year period, research largely took place via state and private funding.

In his remarks, Mr. Obama himself referred to his predecessor’s policy as a “ban,” a characterization he repeated often during the presidential campaign. But his larger point – that the federal government will now “vigorously support” research – came though clearly.

“Today, with the executive order I am about to sign, we will bring the change that so many scientists and researchers, doctors and innovators, patients and loved ones have hoped for, and fought for, these past eight years: we will lift the ban on federal funding for promising embryonic stem cell research,” Obama said. “We will vigorously support scientists who pursue this research. And we will aim for America to lead the world in the discoveries it one day may yield.”

The change of policy added new fuel to the culture wars that have dogged the United States for decades. Though the nation’s economic crisis and foreign wars have dominated policy debate, the battle over abortion simmers below the surface.

Many, but not all, opponents of abortion also oppose embryonic stem cell research, because it involves the destruction of a human embryo.

Proponents of the research argue that the embryos already exist, having been created during fertility treatment, and in some cases would be discarded. A small percentage of leftover embryos do end up being adopted, and brought to term, in what are called “snowflake babies.” But most embryos are not adopted.

The issue is politically problematic within the Republican Party; some prominent GOP opponents of abortion support federal funding of embryonic stem-cell research, arguing that the potential benefits outweigh the moral downside. Such Republicans include Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah, who attended Monday’s announcement, and Arizona Sen. John McCain, the GOP’s 2008 presidential nominee.

But for antiabortion activists, Obama’s move provided fresh fodder for their opposition to the new president.

“I believe it is unethical to use human life, even young embryonic life, to advance science,” said Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, in a recent statement.

“While such research is unfortunately legal, taxpayers should not have to foot the bill for experiments that require the destruction of human life,” Mr. Perkins said. “President Obama’s policy change is especially troubling given the significant adult stem cell advances that are being used to treat patients now without harming or destroying human embryos.”

Some bioethicists also argue that Obama is giving short shrift to the strides made in recent years with adult stem cells and other techniques not derived from human embryos.

“It seems to me that what’s going on here is more about politics; it’s more about fighting the abortion battle through stem cell research,” says Charles Camosy, an assistant professor of Christian ethics at Fordham University in New York. “What gets lost is the science and how best to help people and how best to allocate resources in an economy like we have.”

Still, a cheer went up Monday from proponents of embryonic stem cell research.

“It is time for our elected leaders to finally put progress before politics on this issue and remove all of the remaining unnecessary limitations on human embryonic stem cell research that is conducted using the best ethical and medical practices,” said Susan Solomon, CEO of the New York Stem Cell Foundation, in a statement.

New federal funding of embryonic stem cell research will not begin immediately. The National Institutes of Health has 120 days to work out guidelines to assess requests for funding and to address the ethical issues such research raises.

http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/09/obama-reverses-bush-on-stem-cells/
 
Thank God.

America becoming less Christian, survey finds

(CNN) -- America is a less Christian nation than it was 20 years ago, and Christianity is not losing out to other religions, but primarily to a rejection of religion altogether, a survey published Monday found.

Three out of four Americans call themselves Christian, according to the American Religious Identification Survey from Trinity College in Hartford, Connecticut. In 1990, the figure was closer to nine out of 10 -- 86 percent.

At the same time there has been an increase in the number of people expressing no religious affiliation.

The survey also found that "born-again" or "evangelical" Christianity is on the rise, while the percentage who belong to "mainline" congregations such as the Episcopal or Lutheran churches has fallen.

One in three Americans consider themselves evangelical, and the number of people associated with mega-churches has skyrocketed from less than 200,000 in 1990 to more than 8 million in the latest survey.

The rise in evangelical Christianity is contributing to the rejection of religion altogether by some Americans, said Mark Silk of Trinity College.

"In the 1990s, it really sunk in on the American public generally that there was a long-lasting 'religious right' connected to a political party, and that turned a lot of people the other way," he said of the link between the Republican Party and groups such as the Moral Majority and Focus on the Family.

"In an earlier time, people who would have been content to say, 'Well, I'm some kind of a Protestant,' now say 'Hell no, I won't go,'" he told CNN.

Silk also said the revelation that some Catholic priests had sexually abused children -- and senior figures in the church hierarchy had helped to hide it -- had driven some Catholics away from religion.

And, he said, it is now more socially acceptable than it once was to admit having no religion.

"You're not declaring yourself a total pariah. The culture has changed in a way that makes it easier to say, 'No, I don't have a religion. Even in the past year, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama feel obliged to talk about 'those of no faith,'" he pointed out. Obama mentioned people without faith in his inaugural address in January, making him the first president to do so.

In the survey, one in five Americans said they have no religious identity or did not answer the question, and more than one in four said they do not expect to have a religious funeral.

The rise in what the survey authors call "nones" is the only trend reflected in every single state in the study, Silk said.

"We don't see anything else in the survey that is nationwide," he told CNN.

Other findings include:

• The percentage of Catholics in the United States has remained steady at about one in four since 1990, while the percentage of other Christians has plummeted from 60 percent to 50 percent.

• The percentage of Muslims has doubled since 1990, but remains statistically very small, only 0.3 percent in the original survey and 0.6 percent today.

• Mormons have remained steady as a percentage of the population, even as the number of people in the United States has grown. They make up 1.4 percent of the population.

• The number of Jews in the United States is falling if the category includes only those who define themselves as Jews religiously, but has remained the same if the category includes people who consider themselves ethnically Jewish.

The survey polled 54,461 Americans between February and November of last year. Pollsters conducted the research in both English and Spanish.

The survey is the third in a series, following polls in 1990 and 2001.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/03/09/us.religion.less.christian/
 
http://sydsvenskan.se/malmo/limhamn/article418373/Kanin-raddades-ur-rokfylld-villa.html

my parents house on sunday
the boiler caught on fire and the house got filled with smoke, too replace the boiler my parents will need to cough up 100,000 kr.

my little brother was the only one home and he heard an alarm downstairs while he was playing video games upstairs. He went round to my parents (who were at a neighbours house) and then after seeing the house they called for firefighters and shit. He told the firefighters to go and get the rabbits (hence the headline).

EDIT: untill they replace the boiler they will have no hot water
 
Please submit proof that America was Christian much at all in the first place.

Um, all the bullshit "morality laws" we've got? Restrictions on abortion, gay rights, stem cell research, and drug use? Movements to teach Creationism in schools? The fact that open atheists are practically nonexistent in the government?

Seriously, what the hell are you talking about?