Damn you Domino's Pizza

[KoichCPA]

Last night I got a Prawn Star Pizza, cos it looked nice, it has garlic prawns on it.

I'VE HAD THE FUCKING RUNS ALL DAY.

my anus burns.

never trust domino's

 

[Spiff]

"My anus burns! It buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrns!" Why have we never heard that in a horror movie yet?

 

[Goreripper]

Because I haven't made one yet.

 

[Shannow]

:hotjump: :hotjump: :hotjump:

 

[KoichCPA]

I have gone through 3 rolls of toilet paper today.

 

[Goreripper]

Just as well you dressed up as a Starman and not the Mummy, then, isn't it?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

It wasn't Domino's, it was the fact that you ate shitty seafood.

 

[Goreripper]

No, it was Domino's.

 

[KoichCPA]

And where did I get that shitty seafood??

Dominos, thus, it's domino's fault.

 

[Sydo]

What makes this worse is that Koichi probably wont be able to eat another pizza for weeks.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

, probably, but it was still seafood, and that is asking for trouble.

 

[spawn]

Im having fish for dinner in about 10 minutes...

 

[KoichCPA]

I eat shitloads of seafood and never get sick.

It was domino's dodgy arse prawns. EVIL

 

[Goreripper]

What makes this worse is that Koichi probably wont be able to eat another pizza for weeks.

I bet he can.

 

[KoichCPA]

whats the bet I'll be to lazy to cook, and eat the left over prawn pizza for tea.

 

[spawn]

Eat the pizza box instead, its healthier.

 

[Sydo]

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Dad just came in and asked if I wanted pizza for tea, and handed me a Dominos menu.

I told him to get noodles though. Rock.

 

[KoichCPA]

I'm glad my plight has made a difference to the world.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I probably wouldn't have gone for pizza anyway, I am not a huge fan.