Dear Warrel

PlatypusJesus

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Aug 24, 2002
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Dear Warrel,
First of all, could you please return my boxers? I didn't mean to leave them at your place, but that night was just so wild and crazy, I forgot about them. I never knew your pussy was that talented. And also, may I suggest Atkins? How many sit-ups do you do? Obviously not enough. No more tight shirts.
 
I have horrid writers block. Do you have any suggestions?


Love, Mom
 
MetalSteph said:
Damn you folks are meaner than me!
I'm just bitter about the "I, Voyager" video taking so long to be released. Nah, actually, his fat tummy is just so cute I can't help but to poke fun at it.
 
Lord of Metal said:
Dear Warrel,
First of all, could you please return my boxers?
your marvel comics boxers? don't hold your breath, warrel's holdin on to those til they're worth something