Death Magnetic - Out Sep. 12 Worldwide

[funeralportrait91]

the saddest day in metal history was whenever black metal started

actually some very good bands spawned from black metal.

 

[in_my_time_of_disease]

August 8th 2008 was a lot sadder.

 

[dwoakee]

August 8th 2008 was a lot sadder.

what happened on that day? wikipedia (en + de) does not list any heavy metal related event for that day.

 

[NicholasDWolfwood]

the saddest day in metal history was whenever black metal started

clearly, what with bands like mayhem, bathory, wittr, dso, negura bunget, early opeth etc

 

[Sisyphus's Struggle]

August 8th 2008 was a lot sadder.

I was thinking the same

 

[Lord Byron]

MASTERED BY MUPPETS

End of session day, Rubin works away:
I'm your source of song-destruction
Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer
Leaving spikes on my instruction
Trust me you will see
Volume’s all you need
Dedicated to
How I'll limit you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Need to mix this way, never you dismay
”Loud” makes death magnetic clearer
Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3
Squash your tracks til it’s severe
Gate and you will see
More and more dB
Dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Master, Master, where's the version I've been after?
Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies
Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster?
Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs
Spike to me!

Lars ain’t worth all that – “natural” kick and hats
Kirk adds wah without a reason
Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days
Rob, your shirt is out of season…
I’ll record til 5 (then)
I will help you buy
Sandals that suit you
Now you look cool too

 

[FerretallicA]

The decent thing to do there would be to at least quote the source... :Smug:
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/andy-sneap/428856-mastered-muppets-death-magnetic.html

 

[Lord Byron]

I found it on Metalireland.com. I wasn't taking credit for it.


Tis humorous nonetheless.

 

[philno]

black metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> death metal you twats

 

[Sisyphus's Struggle]

 

[FerretallicA]

black metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> death metal you twats

Creeping Black
Black Magnetic

Doesn't work.
Death > Black

 

[Annihilat0r]

what are your exact plans? should i inform the police?

Man, I'll be in real trouble if Mike really dies that day and someone with a big fucking mind remembers my post. I hope he dies in his 100s, though. Then I'll be in my 90s and won't know Mikael Akerfeldt from Fred Durst.

 

[in_my_time_of_disease]

what happened on that day? wikipedia (en + de) does not list any heavy metal related event for that day.

He joined. Oh and the worst bm>>>>>>>>vuashke.

 

[dwoakee]

MASTERED BY MUPPETS
...
Lars ain’t worth all that – “natural” kick and hats
Kirk adds wah without a reason
Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days
Rob, your shirt is out of season…

lol!

Now, what about CLIPPING DEATH?

 

[Frosties]

Back on topic -

Can someone who bought the album tell me what songs Rob Trujillo is credited for? Thanks.

 

[NicholasDWolfwood]

Back on topic -

Can someone who bought the album tell me what songs Rob Trujillo is credited for? Thanks.

all 10 songs have hetfield/ulrich/hammett/trujillo credits.

 

[Godhead59]

Back on topic -

Can someone who bought the album tell me what songs Rob Trujillo is credited for? Thanks.

Everyone's credited for all songs.

 

[Frosties]

Thanks.

 

[Perdido]

the saddest day in metal history was whenever black metal started

You must be joking.

 

[RoadKing]

You must be joking.

No, merely retarded.