Definition of happiness

[perniciosa]

An old physiology professor told us that truely happy people are the ones who take a dump everyday once a day.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

i must be a happy person

 

[neal]

does more dumps = more happy?

 

[azal]

absolutely.

unless it's runny.

But if you are letting off several loaves a day that are the size of a banana, the consistency of toothpaste, you're one happy camper.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

 

[El Stormo]

But if you are letting off several loaves a day that are the size of a banana, the consistency of toothpaste, you're one happy camper.

Even if the toilet paper starts to irritate your anus?

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

we should discuss the case when you are taking a dump and notice that you are out of toilet paper!

 

[El Stormo]

Or when you try to fart and shit your pants instead!

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

haha, that's horrible

 

[El Stormo]

Yeah, and that's supposed to make you happy? I think your physiology professor is a bit too old for his own good.

 

[AsModEe]

 

[Metal head87]

Even if the toilet paper starts to irritate your anus?

Charmin never does that

 

[Lunar Still]

Most people doesn't know the difference between happiness and joy. Happiness is what you only realize later, and joy what you feel instantly. But it's not that easy. Joy could make a moment really nice, it could make a smile on the face. We could remember on joyful moments for weeks, and it could be the part of our everydays. Happiness is something really different: it doesn't pass away when you wake up and it can recharge you for years.

Go take a dump and then tell us how you feel.

 

[Reminiscence]

Charmin never does that

European toilet paper is bad.

 

[Morganna]

Charmin never does that

I use Scott's toilet tissue It's rough, cheap and will scratch your ass but doesn't leave any lint behind.

Lint is the enemy

 

[Metal head87]

Everyone talks about how Charmin leaves behind lint, but I never had this problem before.

 

[Morganna]

lol, you don't have to wipe when you pee though.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Cottonelle here


(wow, we are actually exchanging toilet paper info- as wierd as this board is,
I never thought I'd see this day)

 

[Shpongled]

I'm gonna go get happy. I shall triumphantly return in a few minutes!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you're totally thinking about karen's toilet paper