Diamond shreddies

Anyways, who ever invented cereal is fucking awesome.

W.K. Kellog, my friend.

I wrote a letter to Kellogs as an assignment for some gay class in 9th grade, and they sent me a this booklet detailing the history of cereal. I read that whole damn thing and became the biggest cereal expert in New Hope-Solebury High School. I used to bring up cereal all the time just to show off.

"...So, yeah, the funeral is this Thursday."
"Hm, interesting. Say, did you know that Rice Krispies were invented in 1926?"
"Andrew, dude, my mom just-"
"Died, I know. But that has nothing to do with cereal. Dr. Kellog invented cereal because..."
 
Oh man, this thread rules...somehow I missed it. I just was looking at the threads list and went "...what the fuck is that thread even about?" then proceeded to laugh hard.
 
Oh man, this thread rules...somehow I missed it. I just was looking at the threads list and went "...what the fuck is that thread even about?" then proceeded to laugh hard.

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Every morning I mix raisin bran, cheerios and granola clusters with yogurt, fruits and chocolate chips. Except on the weekends, when I have a big muffin and an apple or pear.
 
Does anyone remember Oreo O's? Those things were the shiz. Also, Nesquick Cereal was awesome. It turned your milk into chocolate milk.

I had forgotten how amazing cereal was... I'm gonna eat it for dinner now.
 
This is clearly another plot by the Jews to take over the free world. Look what happens when you overlap a diamond shreddie and square shreddie. Next they release triangle shreddies and a likewise rotated spin-off. Kids all around the world will be looking into their cereal bowls each day and seeing Star of David shreddies without their parents even realising. Hitler was right. Judaism is all about corrupting breakfast.
 
They're trying to create a monopoly on breakfast!!!!!!!!
What if the take McGriddles???
I love cereal, but I don't know what I could do without syrup filled greasy goodness....
I should probably exercise at some point.