Diamond shreddies

[FenriR]

Aaaw.

Please?

 

[mutantllama]

For a dollar.

 

[FenriR]

Pah. Dollars. Pound sterling is far superior. It used to be worth silver, and still is, in theory... promissary notes (and coins) that could be traded in for silver. You could try and claim £x worth of silver at any bank today, but they'll refuse, although you're still entitled to it.

Dollars though? Pah.

 

[FerretallicA]

This thread at one time kicked ass... what happened? It's dead now.

Some people just can't let something die of natural causes and leave it at that. They need to dig it up and rape the corpse until it disintegrates.

 

[mutantllama]

Necrophilia is fucking metal.

 

[FenriR]

Some people just can't let something die of natural causes and leave it at that. They need to dig it up and rape the corpse until it disintegrates.

I only made it yesterday. Certain species of flies have longer lifespans.

 

[Ender Rises]

Necrophilia is fucking gross.

 

[Ender Rises]

I only made it yesterday. Certain species of flies have longer lifespans.

 

[mutantllama]

Necrophilia is fucking gross.

Agreed. But it is still fucking metal.

 

[FerretallicA]

I only made it yesterday. Certain species of flies have longer lifespans.

...and more meaningful output in that said lifespan.

Like they say though, live fast die young.

 

[XSASweet]

I'm sorry for fucking a corpse, but this is my favorite cereal

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[mutantllama]

 

[Valerie]

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Zephyrus]

hahahaha

 

[Pessimism]

"...So, yeah, the funeral is this Thursday."
"Hm, interesting. Say, did you know that Rice Krispies were invented in 1926?"
"Andrew, dude, my mom just-"
"Died, I know. But that has nothing to do with cereal. Dr. Kellog invented cereal because..."

....it was thought to stop the urge to masturbate.


Not-kidding-at-all.

 

[FerretallicA]

As if anyone would buy that shit.

 

[Zephyrus]

I mix some raisin bran into my breakfast mix every morning. Helps me poop.

 

[The Ozzman]

Just drink some skunky beer the night before. That will make you shit bricks in the morning.