Diamond shreddies

FerretallicA said:
This is clearly another plot by the Jews to take over the free world. Kids all around the world will be looking into their cereal bowls each day and seeing Star of David shreddies without their parents even realising. Hitler was right. Judaism is all about corrupting breakfast.
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All I eat are Multi-grain cheerios.

Can anyone tell you how reeses puffs cereal whatever is? It's not candy, it's breakfast...
 
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
 
lol
been seeing this in multiple threads. I think it's some sort of zionist conspiracy to make us lose at rock-paper-scissors.
 
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