Do you give two shits about Christmas anymore?

[Ellestin]

Is there some sort of woman-handling he is not into?

 

[lurch70]

i am not into anal ... gugs has a stronghold on that field

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Then why does your username title read "you taste good w/ ghoul-ass?"

 

[lurch70]

at least I am trying to be clever ... mr. EATER OF ASS

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Hey baby, my license plate reads "ASSMAN."

 

[lurch70]

i know you really have this one ...

http://www.dmvplate.state.ct.us/VanityPlate.asp?PlateNo=bukake&PlateType=KeepKidsSafe&btnSubmit

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

5 stars

 

[lurch70]

... someone already has "assman" it seems

 

[lurch70]

here's one for Erik

http://www.dmvplate.state.ct.us/VanityPlate.asp?PlateNo=wht.pwr&PlateType=Amistad

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

No, that's for MajestikMoose and his NAZI Wooden Penis.

 

[NAD]

bunch of god damn bumhugs!!!

i love christmas. i don't care if i've never been christian, being happy and giving people you love some shit they don't need but enjoy anyway kicks ass! plus my mom does a lot of baking around this time of year and that shit rules. although my "oh boy" excitement level died away years ago, i still dig this time of year. would be nice if the weather was colder though.

this is pretty sweet btw tbh tfc jsp.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

that lion is licking the guys leg

 

[lizard]

I have a fond attachment to Christmas because of family gatherings and Christkindlsmarkts and various years which are good but I hate the crowds and squalling infants and bratty kids and long lines and traffic jams when all I'm trying to do is buy a CD....so...I will be glad come Dec 27.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Man you guys are a bunch of depressed wimps.

 

[MFJ]

This is the first year I really haven't given a fuck. It's happening on Sunday, and I haven't even really thought about it, and I sure as hell didn't buy anything for anyone.

 

[lizard]

I'm not depressed, I just hate whining kids and long lines in stores.

 

[Dev]

long lines in stores.

LUQSJIPFhqFJLANBLJFaNBfljaZHFoipaZJFOQSJFOPIQJFPS KILL.FUCKING.EVERYONE.ojQPFOISFJPIFPQISJF

 

[Henrik Main]

It's my favourite time of year

 

[lizard]

you know what sucks more ass than markgugs? some fatass woman in spandex who finally gets to the cash register and doesn't even have her purse open, and then she has to open it, get out cash/and/or/credit card, fumbling around cause her purse is so full of tasers and pepper spray and tampons and lipstick and spare change and coupons and newspapers and romance novels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

 

[lizard]

I'm wearing this t-shirt today:

Tully, you so totally need to read this book:

Commanded by the pirate Sam Bellamy, the Whydah was wrecked off Cape Cod in 1717 by a howling nor'easter. She went to her grave with 144 men--and treasures from over fifty captured vessels aboard! Quickly swallowed up by the hungry sands of the "Graveyard of the Atlantic", the whereabouts of the Whydah's treasures remained a mystery for centuries.

Having grown up with tales of the Whydah, underwater explorer Barry Clifford researched her history for years before beginning electronic remote-sensing for her remains in late 1982. It was a long, hard search for the Team. They were literally down to their last tank of fuel on July 23 1984, when their efforts paid off with the discovery of the wreck site!

Twenty years, and an estimated 200,000 artifacts later, work continues on the recovery of the treasures of the pirate ship Whydah--the world's only authenticated pirate shipwreck treasure.