Do you give two shits about Christmas anymore?

lizard said:
you know what sucks more ass than markgugs? some fatass woman in spandex who finally gets to the cash register and doesn't even have her purse open, and then she has to open it, get out cash/and/or/credit card, fumbling around cause her purse is so full of tasers and pepper spray and tampons and lipstick and spare change and coupons and newspapers and romance novels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

Sounds like that's what you get for living in the midwest. :tickled:
 
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lizard said:
you know what sucks more ass than markgugs? some fatass woman in spandex who finally gets to the cash register and doesn't even have her purse open, and then she has to open it, get out cash/and/or/credit card, fumbling around cause her purse is so full of tasers and pepper spray and tampons and lipstick and spare change and coupons and newspapers and romance novels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

and judging from the size of this woman, that purse probably looks like a wallet with straps around her fat waist. :loco:
 
Demonspell said:
Or free beer and the opportunity to get wasted at a family gathering, and drop a few hints about the nonexistence of Santa to the youngest ones...

No offense, but if I had small children who were anxiously awaiting the arrival of "Santa," and I caught you ruining that for them? I'd break you into small pieces.
 
markgugs said:
No offense, but if I had small children who were anxiously awaiting the arrival of "Santa," and I caught you ruining that for them? I'd break you into small pieces.
hahahahahaha
 
markgugs said:
No offense, but if I had small children who were anxiously awaiting the arrival of "Santa," and I caught you ruining that for them? I'd break you into small pieces.
agreed man. believing in Santa was AWESOME back then. haha, it was cool because i started questioning the existence of God when i was 3, but Santa stuck with me until i was at least 11, and even now i still half-believe. :loco:
 
christmas sucks because it represents the spirit of american consumerism

then again christmas is good because family/friends/parties/parents buy me shit

talk to me again in a year when i no longer live with my parents half the year :Smug: