Do you have pets?

[Tut Ankh Amon]

nah... you'll have to get a husband/boyfriend to do that kind of stuff.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

oh...you're right. I won't make my pet to do such a low work j/k

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

exactally!
that's what men are for

 

[Kuvasz]

As I know people, I love animals


j/k

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

well, men's definition is: coffe-maker-sexmachine-lazyasses

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

but most of them don't have the sexmachine part...

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

hahhahaha...yep, unfortunately....and thus, horny girls like janina born

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

it's how my good old grandfather said to me before he died
"my son... there's no use in a african sawed ritualistic double handed claymore if you don't know how to use it. And if you think your tongue is for talking.... think again."

grandpa rawks!

 

[EagleFlyFree]

>men's definition is: coffe-maker-sexmachine-lazyasses

i overheard this from argentinian TV once:
(girl) my perfect man? a dildo that can make barbecues.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

yeah, if we compare a dildo's ability to make barbecues with an argentinian ability.... she'd better get a dildo!!!



(and THAT is the correct way to piss an argentinian off, children! )

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

hahhahahhhaha, and you use it often I assume

anyway...I should buy a dildo now

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

hahhahahhhaha, and you use it often I assume

anyway...I should buy a dildo now

if you said that one week ago...
well, you know what i'm going to say, right?!

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

yeah...I'm afraid I know


(argh...change your avatar please...so GROSS...)

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

aww.. c'mon... she's kinda cute, isn't she?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

in a twisted kind of way maybe, but she's rather disgusting I don't wanna see how I'll look at the age of 180

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

c'mon girl! You won't be like that!
Besides, you'll probably have teeth!

 

[MagSec4]

no you don't have to wait 180 yrs to start looking like that.. I'd say 60 or so.. but yeah, you might have teeth

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

well...I'd rather shoot myself than looking like that

 

[Xalon Niles]

I have 2 beautiful and extremely smart cats:
Nathan - a 4 year old Ragdoll.
Schmooey - a 2 Year old huge Russian Blue.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i'd rather shoot myself than looking at you like that!