Do you just wake up in the middle of the night sometimes?

[Firedwarf]

I woke up at 5 AM (went to bed at 2 AM) and I can't go back to sleep. This is driving me crazy. I'm tired but I can't sleep. Someone kill me.

 

[Firedwarf]

God, what the fuck am I doing up this early? I started sneezing and coughing too. Allergies. Dammit.

 

[LoboUivante]

God, what the fuck am I doing up this early? I started sneezing and coughing too. Allergies. Dammit.

man, you are a biological menace eh eh

 

[minxnim]

i do this constantly. except it usually involves not sleeping at all.
and i'm sneezing too.

 

[FalseTodd]

I've been getting mad headaches in the mornings. Overuse of Air Conditioning or brain tumour? Fate will decide.

 

[avi]

I wake up really early and refreshed after a night of heavy drinking. otherwise, my dogs insist that I get up at my regular time of 4:30am every day so they can eat.

 

[LuminousAether]

I'm sorry, but this is an obvious sign that you are being targeted by our alien overlords, the Archons. Your mind is going to slowly be wiped clean and you will be replaced by one of the Cyphermen, a hive-mind mentality black-clad time-travelling agent of conformity and governmental totalitarian rule. I guess your life of free will was fun while it lasted, eh?