Good fucking Christ! A good chum of mine who has a decent job, never seems to have two damn shekels to rub together. He got paid just yesterday, so figuring he'd be up to go out with some mates and grab some grub later on tonight, I give him a jingle.
Me: Hey man, would you like to go grab some sushi tonight?
Him: Nah man I can't, I'm broke, I only have a 100 dollars to my name.
How the fuck can you live for 2 weeks on a hundred dollars?!? The answer is You Cant. Which is why he usually has to crash at my pad to save on gas money. Which is why I feel compelled to buy him lunch to spare him the hunger pangs that come with a sudanese diet. Which is why I'm bitching on an internet forum to a bunch of strangers. Fucking hell, I just find it pathetic. Oh yea he drives a $35,000 car w/ a $500 a month insurance rate, that's the punchline.
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Me: Hey man, would you like to go grab some sushi tonight?
Him: Nah man I can't, I'm broke, I only have a 100 dollars to my name.
How the fuck can you live for 2 weeks on a hundred dollars?!? The answer is You Cant. Which is why he usually has to crash at my pad to save on gas money. Which is why I feel compelled to buy him lunch to spare him the hunger pangs that come with a sudanese diet. Which is why I'm bitching on an internet forum to a bunch of strangers. Fucking hell, I just find it pathetic. Oh yea he drives a $35,000 car w/ a $500 a month insurance rate, that's the punchline.
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