Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[Reign in Acai]

Excellent point. This may have been a dry turd, hence no wiping was needed.

Edit - O.K, well show us your technique. The standing upright oblique twist is not a proficient stance to wipe away the excrement.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Do you pinch? You're not supposed to pinch!

 

[lurch70]

:zombie:

 

[Krilons Resa]

From 5star to 5char in a matter of a single post.

Epic.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Do you pinch? You're not supposed to pinch!

Pinch what

 

[swizzlenuts]

Pinch off the turd.

 

[Guthrum]

I was looking for a certain picture to post in here, but I think I'd better not.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Brandon uses his 'roids like lil fingertips.

 

[Krilons Resa]

...might as well keep on posting in anticipation of the page break.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Pinch off the turd.

Of course not! I don't leave anything behind.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

...might as well keep on posting in anticipation of the page break.

I've been informed that I have to do the same for my next 5 shits, so more's coming

 

[Reign in Acai]

I was looking for a certain picture to post in here, but I think I'd better not.

Post it, we're leaving everything on the table in this thread.

Now what do you guys mean by pinching? If a turd is coming out of your arse but the tail end is stuck to your innards, ye clench your bum to cut it off at the stem?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Q-Bert doesn't drop deuces.

 

[swizzlenuts]

by pinching one would do what you described, but a slight wiggle works for me.

 

[Krilons Resa]

by pinching one would do what you described, but a slight wiggle works for me.

Yeah man, when the pinch isn't cutting (!) it due to the elasticity of the turd, one must shake his rump atop the porcelain throne. It's sheerly a matter of shaving a few seconds off the elapsed time inside the bathroom.

 

[lurch70]

as a side note, when you got a real tough one trying to come out, lifting one side of your ashen off the bowl slightly to give it some "freeride" makes for an easier release.

i think this is why its so much more easier to shit in nature, as your butt is not pressing up against anything.

 

[Chromatose]

I've heard straining for shits on a toilet seat is terrible for your body. Toilets need reinventing

 

[Krilons Resa]

as a side note, when you got a real tough one trying to come out, lifting one side of your ashen off the bowl slightly to give it some "freeride" makes for an easier release.

i think this is why its so much more easier to shit in nature, as your butt is not pressing up against anything.

just spread the cheeks and sit on top of the bowlseat so it stays spread. you'll find it works wonders.

 

[skeptik]

I'm sorry, but even if standing is sufficient (which is still debatable especially for more messy experiences), there is just no way that it's preferable to sitting.

 

[lurch70]

just spread the cheeks and sit on top of the bowlseat so it stays spread. you'll find it works wonders.

yeah but then I have to aim ...