Dog's diary Vs. Cat's diary

Dead_Lioness

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This just made me laugh big time

Ms.Anthrope: I have a feeling you'd save this one ;)


Dog's Diary entries....

8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 amA car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 amGot rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pmLunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pmPlayed in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pmWagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pmMilk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pmGot to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pmWow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pmSleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary....

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates
are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for
the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of
escape.. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I
had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending
comments about what a "good little hunter" I am . The audacity! There was
some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary
confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises
and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
"allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top o f the stairs. I am convinced that the
other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special
privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to
return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I
observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him
in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now....
 
Haha I can't help but read the cat diary with Stewie Griffin's accent lol. Good stuff :)
 
reading the dog's diary, i heard the voice of the little dog from "2 stupid dogs"

reading the cat's diary i heard the voice of Stewie Griffin
 
haha that was funny, my dog is fat and sits on the couch all day and sleeps and thats probably what he thinks all day :lol:

even when he goes outside he just sits under a tree and sleeps except today i was playing basketball in my driveway and he was really hyper and chasing the ball around which is the first time i've seen him run around in awhile!
 
hmm maybe, i dont know. he likes watching tv and i watch tv with him all the time plus sometimes he tries to eat candy wrappers in the trash can :erk: actually i was thinking of going to the park with him today if i can get him to ever stop sleeping all day and laying on the couch :lol: