Doomcifer's job: official thread

[dorian gray]

check page 4

saw it.

@IT: your clockrate should actually be 57000 - not 56000. jeezus

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

 

[Demilich]

haha .. same here ... i am the only hope for my family name ... and my father had 5 sisters and one brother ... all of whom managed to have daughters.

not only that, but it has to be a BOY!

oH the pressure!

my dad's been dropping the not-so-subtle "IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MALE HEIR I'M DISOWNING YOU" hints since i was young enough to wonder HOW exactly this heir would manage to get from my future wife out into this wonderful, wonderful world of ours.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

if I ever meet some of suitable breeding stock and the conditions are right and the world isn't going straight to hell (like it is now), i'd consider having children. no more than 1.

 

[Demilich]

my girlfriend and i decided on 2, but i'm leaning towards one just so i never have to listen to the fuckers torturing each other

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, i'd consider 2 depending upon how the first one went.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'd be the worst father ever. I'd be like Sean Connery as Henry Jones Sr.... except as a nazi.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

lol

 

[NAD]

hahaha this is awesome, i read the first page and got a bunch of repo depo stories, then i skip to page 3 and people are talking about how many kids they want. this place rules.

oh, my mom doesn't want to be a grammaw because that'll make her feel old. she told me just recently that she accepted it'll probably happen eventually, but i still know that's how she works. my dad will probably get my kid's name wrong for the first 5 years. and that's about it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

you sure it was page 4 or 5? we were on topic for the first 3 pages.

 

[NAD]

you dudes have shit set up all stupid, my UM is for 50 posts / page. if i could do 1000 posts / page i would, i hate having to load more than one page at a time.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

didn't know I could change it, nor do I care really

 

[Krilons Resa]

GODAMN....I was supposed to be at work for 8AM but I slept through my alarm. It is now 9:35. lol

 

[Demilich]

GODAMN....I was supposed to be at work for 8AM but I slept through my alarm. It is now 9:35. lol

OF COURSE the only logical thing to do in this situation is get on the goddamn intarweb, which has the magical power of warping the passage of time.

 

[NAD]

OF COURSE the only logical thing to do in this situation is get on the goddamn intarweb, which has the magical power of warping the passage of time.

HAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin awesome, because i've done that too. "shit i'm late for work!!!" *checks email*

 

[Demilich]

you know, the only times ive ever been late for work were the fault of whoever was supposed to drive me there (parents, girlfriend, etc)

i'm just so fuckin perfect otherwise!

 

[Krilons Resa]

OF COURSE the only logical thing to do in this situation is get on the goddamn intarweb, which has the magical power of warping the passage of time.

and my n bbbbbbbbbutton and apparently the is stuck from spilling eer on it last nnnnight.

 

[lizard]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Bump for da 'gugs.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Shit, now I gotta read this whole thing.