Doomcifer's job: official thread

[Sadguru]

doom lucifer, doomcifer.
lolz

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Shit, just today this bitch's overdue bill was $163. She had around $163 on her and asked if she could just put down $150 and pay the other $10 in late fees on her next payment because she doesn't wanna be left broke and needs to buy food for her kids. After some hassle, I say fine and defer the fees. Literally 20 seconds later, she sees our clearance items on this desk and sees a VCR for $10 and says I want it, and bought it. WTF?!??!?

WTF?!



This post alone has me committed to this thread.

 

[Krilons Resa]

It's scary man.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Well, today is hopefully the last day of my new jorb process. I have been through 4 (!!!) fucking interviews and a practice day. Today is my DOT physical and urine test. I was offered the jorb 2 days ago, contingent upon this test today. Wish me luck knee-grows!!!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

jorb

 

[Dick Sirloin]

 

[Krilons Resa]

GREAT J-J-J-JOYOROYOROYORB!!!!


PS - I finally received the Gabler edition of Ulysses yesterday but was impatient and bought The Brothers Karamazov during the wait. So after TBK (AWESOME), I shall start Ulysses. I have read the first 2 pages and laughed already. The style is very...I dunno...ethereal?

 

[Demilich]

I'm going to read a book this summer if I really put my mind to it!

Anyone got suggestions?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm going to read a book this summer if I really put my mind to it!

Anyone got suggestions?

Whacha looking for nignog?!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I have read the first 2 pages and laughed already. The style is very...I dunno...ethereal?

Uh, I guess. Don't get too used to it, cause it changes every chapter (just wait till you get to "Oxen of the Sun", tee-hee)

TBK is gaymazing but in a different way

 

[Reign in Acai]

So am I up to date? You're still in this line of work, no? I remember you saying you wanted to get out, but don't recall you mentioning moving on to another occupation. Please advise.


Oh and more stories about welfaring wayfarers.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Im in the process of acquiring another jorb.

 

[NAD]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Cheers & Beers!!!

 

[dorian gray]

less book-geek talk and more ass-kicking stories Doomcifer

 

[Krilons Resa]

What kind...I got stories of abandoned apt's with dead shit in em, TONS of cockroach stories, rat stories, violent stories, argument stories, fire stories, etc.

 

[skeptik]

Preferably disputes with subhuman mammals.

 

[dorian gray]

tell one about abandoned apts with dead shit in em

 

[swizzlenuts]

Great thread. Laughed a bunch.

 

[Krilons Resa]

tell one about abandoned apts with dead shit in em

LOL, no time right now but I didnt cover that story in this thread?

I know I must have because you obviously are clueing in on it.