Dorian you Faggot, get in here!!!

[Reign in Acai]

What's the best way to alleviate sinus pressure? If I tilt my head downwards at an angle it feels as if a Nigerian woman is pressing down on my cheeks with enough elbow grease to knead a guano-merange pie.

 

[AsModEe]

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fucking christ

 

[Furious B]

What's the best way to alleviate sinus pressure? If I tilt my head downwards at an angle it feels as if a Nigerian woman is pressing down on my cheeks with enough elbow grease to knead a guano-merange pie.

dorian confided in me that his preferred method is to slob on a knob (penis). like corn on the cob (penis penis).

i didn't know what to say.

 

[dorian gray]

I'm pretty sure this is the second "dorian, you faggot get in here" thread.
Anyway, Ima gonna have to go with: how about a decongestant?
Nyquil, even generic Walgreen's stuff, is my favorite. Find something with diphenhydramine if you can. Do NOT drink alcohol at the same time. I've warned you.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

ok Jerry please drink alcohol and video tape it for our amusement, Dorian pretty much gave you an open invite to do it

 

[Reign in Acai]

The closest thing I have to diaperhymendrine is dextromethorphan. Will that work?!?!

 

[AsModEe]

I'm pretty sure this is the second "dorian, you faggot get in here" thread.
Anyway, Ima gonna have to go with: how about a decongestant?
Nyquil, even generic Walgreen's stuff, is my favorite. Find something with diphenhydramine if you can. Do NOT drink alcohol at the same time. I've warned you.

Shouldn't he stop using said decongestionnant after 3 days also?? I might be wrong, but I remember hearing something about this in classes... maybe I'm confused with another medecine.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I, apparently, fucked up my rotator cuff yesterday. This REALLY sucks.

 

[dorian gray]

I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOUR'RE DOING

 

[Furious B]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Jonathon, I have a scratchy throat bro. This isn't a sore throat, as it only causes me grief when I speak in a harsh tone. A slight discomfort is present when I swallow certain substances. Been with me for around a week. I would go have it checked out, but my last doctor's visit came out to $390. What would you prescribe for this ailment?!?!

 

[Krilons Resa]

He's a fucking nurse.

I prescribe you a pair of balls and a teaspoon of manliness and suck it the fuck up and stop crying about a godamn scratchy throat.

A slight discomfort is present when I swallow certain substances.

 

[Reign in Acai]

He's a fucking nurse.

Hmmm, I thought he was a ENT Doctor.



I'll just drink tea, they don't sell bottled manliness around these parts.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

He's a fucking nurse.

I prescribe you a pair of balls and a teaspoon of manliness and suck it the fuck up and stop crying about a godamn scratchy throat.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dorian gray]

A slight discomfort is present when I swallow certain substances.

Seriously, how bout some Cepachol or throat lozenges or some shit. Any reason why you'd have strep throat?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Seriously, how bout some Cepachol or throat lozenges or some shit. Any reason why you'd have strep throat?

This symptom came along about the same time as the sinus pressure. Does that help?!?

Best Thread Ever

QFT

 

[Krilons Resa]

STOP! I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOURE DOING!!!!!

 

[Demilich]

STOP! I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOURE DOING!!!!!

Am I the only one who is totally sick of this?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dont make me do it again.

















































But yeah....yes.

edit: by that, I meant no.