Dorian you Faggot, get in here!!!

So i sliced off the tip of my thumb and couldnt stop the bleeding. Finally had to go to urgent care. Cauterizing machine wouldnt stop it.

I told the lady that i wasnt going to a hospital. So she used silver nitrate to seal the wound. Man wounds...
 
Nice!
My colleague recently admitted a guy for a swollen testicle. She consulted urology who performed an orchiectomy (testicle chopped off). My colleague eventually took a day off that week so I had the pleasure of meeting this guy and discharging him. The reason dude needed his nut removed? He stepped over a baby gate and I guess didn't step over *enough* lol
 
He stepped over a baby gate and I guess didn't step over *enough* lol

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I havent listened to any new Opeth? Should I? I just use this thread to double post pics of bourbon.