Drunktard Stories
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Mer
New Metal Member
No. Just because I'm Dutch doesn't mean I'm always high.
No this is actually quite a weird story. Normally when I'm drunk - though I don't drink that often - I do things like falling, yelling at strangers and other weird stuff, this was really an exception. I don't clearly remember doing it either, a friend told me. :')
Mystique1721
bass solo, take one
well. today was St. Patrick's day. Yay for Irish bombs! hope i feel good tomorrow...have another paper to write 
EddyRX10
rtard
One time about a year ago one of my mates bought some 75% absynth back from abroad (like turkey or teneriffe or somwhere) so a few of us spent the night getting wrecked and after a few shots and about 8 beers shit was getting weird and we decided to go for a walk.
I was walking at the back of the group absolutely shit faced wobbling all over the place and in my mind I thought my mates were all hedge diving and jumping into bushes. So I thought hey fuck it and dived into the first bush I saw.
Trouble was that it was at the top of a garden and behind it was about a 5 ft drop. So I go hurling myself into it headfirst, come straight out the other side fell the distance smack into some rocks and got a pretty deep gash on my head.
I was liek monging out in this random garden flat on my face and my mates picked me up and walked me back to one of their houses. All I really remember after that was standing in the bathroom looking at a mirror and like half my face and body was covered in blood. We all roffled some (it wasn't that seriously bad) then the next day I went to hospital got some glue in my head.
Also it came to light that no one was even hedge diving in the first place.
So to them it just looked like I decided to randomly dive through a hedge.
Gotta love the strong spirits
P.S I'm new to COBOT HAI GAIZ!
I was walking at the back of the group absolutely shit faced wobbling all over the place and in my mind I thought my mates were all hedge diving and jumping into bushes. So I thought hey fuck it and dived into the first bush I saw.
Trouble was that it was at the top of a garden and behind it was about a 5 ft drop. So I go hurling myself into it headfirst, come straight out the other side fell the distance smack into some rocks and got a pretty deep gash on my head.
I was liek monging out in this random garden flat on my face and my mates picked me up and walked me back to one of their houses. All I really remember after that was standing in the bathroom looking at a mirror and like half my face and body was covered in blood. We all roffled some (it wasn't that seriously bad) then the next day I went to hospital got some glue in my head.
Also it came to light that no one was even hedge diving in the first place.
So to them it just looked like I decided to randomly dive through a hedge.
Gotta love the strong spirits
P.S I'm new to COBOT HAI GAIZ!
