What are you gettin excited for, Johnny? Czechia already had its elections last month, yes? If you missed your chance to vote for Czech copies of the retarded shits we have over here, don't blame me.
ANYWAY, I had a uneventful time participating in this wretched circus. My wife was excited to be voting for the first time as a U.S. citizen, and I said to her, "Sorry your first vote has to be during this election, darling." She replied, "That's okay, the last one wasn't so great either." Good point.
I snapped a few photos of her filling out her ballot and inserting it into the shredder or whatever that machine is. Some ancient voting Gestapo guy was urging me to move along, since I finished voting but my wife was asking me about a ballot question.
When I finished, a lady attempted to stick an "I voted today!" sticker on me, but I said, "No thank you. I don't want people to know I was here."
I did have a chance to shout "Rosa DeLauro sucks balls! And so does Obama!" to two dippy high school kids decked with DNC political signs. A woman standing next to them could only say "UH OH!"
Oh well...
Two more votes for Ralph Nader for President.
And two votes against the Wicked Witch of the Northeast (DeLauro). At least I won't be corralled with the rest of the retarded sheep who give that stupid bitch 80% returns every other year...
Jurched