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(Milford, Connecticut-AP) -- A Connecticut church is the new landlord of Video Pleasures. The Kingdom Life Christian Church in Milford is buying the building that houses the porn shop. Bishop Jay Ramirez says they'll shut down the adult video store. His congregation raised 245-thousand dollars to buy the place. Ramirez says that's just the beginning. He says the church will be collecting more money to buy-out other porno shops in the community. (Copyright 2003 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
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Looks like my post on the "S.A.R.S." forum:

I don't want to know if they're serious, but here's some info for you:

I recognize "Crazy Horse" from the High School I go to. I try to take him seriously... as serious as I can since he has started yelling and swearing at me for walking past him in a hallway.

The Band "Lethal Entrapment": Although I have never heard anything by them, I have seen many flyers passed around Fairfield High trying to find them a new drummer. These describe the band as "Cannibal Corpse meets Pantera!" and include "16+ age limit to join" It lists Jarett's phone number and email address to contact him. I'll post a picture of one of these if I ever find one.
I also heard people discussing them. Since I know the people discussing them, I'll list some of their favorite bands: Slipknot, Murderdolls, Blink 182, Linkin Park, Korn, and Limp Bizkit. Real death metal bands, right?

The Name S.A.R.S.: Another media-embellished story. trying to scare people and make you look evil. Does the term "Shock Rock" mean anything to you?

The comments about the forum/Credability: This band really doens't look serious. The forum regulars take them as seriously as they take Linkin Park and Slipknot. The band's image is very lame, just having a forum appear on Ultimate Metal among many established bands makes them look even less credible. The band has no published material other than a few mp3's on their website.

The Band's Background: One band that has "been dead for over a year", Lethal Entrapment. And of course, This band hasn't been around for a long time, since one of their members is still in High School. And of course, maybe they did come from a neighborhood or city where metal is common, such as Gothenburg. Or Not.

The Band's announcement: Read it. The thread title was "!!News Flash: Band Has Been Killed By Local Fans Read Here "

Crazy Horse said:
Ha ha ha! Got your attention fools!

Anyways, the title does not lie, S.A.R.S has just died

Unfortunate story, Noel our guitarist passed away the other day from lymes disease. This is not part of the script, or any of our sick humor, but this is quite tragic since we were only a few months old. So long good buddy, and we feel your pain.

A week prior to the unexpected departure of our most talented friend Noel, Mark Lupo quit the band cuz he thought we were getting nowhere.

Let me run this by you freaks, S.A.R.S was never meant to be! We were a joke! I myself admit it, but you all must know that I do plan on sticking with death metal. I plan on recruiting some new members, but S.A.R.S has officially died and now all that lives on is our personal record label "S.A.R.S Music" which we plan on starting a new death metal band. But we are going to be forreal.

Sick and Repulsive Satanists have just seen the end, as I dwell on the loss of Noel and so does everyone else in the band, we must move on. And so that we will do. Roger from Mortician was wanting to sign us, but i will send him the email that we were never a REAL band, we were a publicity stunt, and I think I will work my way nicely into another band, or genious creation. Teresa, Fat Black, Me, and the rest of the band say goodbye and farewell. This forum will still be up for ideas, questions, and will soon be renamed into our new band as soon as it is done. Farewell folks! Crazy Horse... movin' out!


R.I.P Noel Thomas 1984-2003 "Sweeeeeeeeet, right Noel buddy?"


I also want to add, on their mp3.com info they list similar bands as "Anal Cunt, Waco Jesus"


And to try to find music from the same area, here's the message from mp3.com:
There are no Metal songs in Fairfield, try a new query.


So, What do you think?

Steve