endearing things people say. that kind of suck.

[minxnim]

"oh amanda just has no common sense but she's not dumb! she's really not."
-new supervisor

<--- p.s. what the f is wrong with this f'n face? does it have F.A.S. or something? why are its eyes so misshapen?

 

[minxnim]

"that girl in the old navy commercial about air sounds just like you!"
(me)"you mean, really stupid?"
"no! really funny."
(me)"yeahhhhh."

 

[goatschool]

"you know, back in college days you were so wise... you were like my own personal buddha!"

 

[lizard]

"Richard isn't very organized, but he's very creative."

 

[xfer]

my japanese friend gaku:

"Alex, when I look at you, you look not so smart. But when I talk to you, you are smart!"

 

[minxnim]

hahaha alex that is so funny

 

[lizard]

it is!

 

[minxnim]

"Are you one of the new high school interns?"

 

[minxnim]

"You sound like a 60 year old woman on the phone!"

 

[avi]

... But ...

 

[0sm0se]

"But you're too smart to play football!"

 

[xfer]

"hey oasis" (at the wedding)

 

[minxnim]

*rolls eyes* gimme a break that's so lame!

this was last week:

"it's so cute, no one ever knows what you're talking about!"

 

[mousewings]

I have so many which are probably true:

"I can't picture you ever marrying someone normal. You need someone as odd as you are"

"What Jim Morrison/Dave Matthews did/said, I can imagine you doing/saying."

"With your look, you must get a lot of guys drooling over you".
No I don't (must be the two above things that deter them or my eternal grimness). thankyouverymuch.

 

[0sm0se]

I'm sure most of the guys in the audience know this one: "You're such a great guy, you're gonna make some girl so happy," coming from a girl you are obviously interested in.

 

[lizard]

my eternal grimness

haha I must remember that phrase.