He's also a my pals and a jew who likes to drink the blood of christian babies.FretsAflame said:
"Enemies Of Reality" video on Headbanger's Ball (Women, Worms, and Warrell).
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FretsAflame
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PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Yeah LoM's fugliness made www.rotten.com. By the way you guys should check out that site often and the daily news section, it has some weird funny shit.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Guerrilla said:
...your point?
Hey, how do you put a baby into a blender?
- Feet first so you can see the expression on its face.
How do you get a baby into a bowl?
-With a Blender
How do you get it out again?
-With Tortilla Chips
How do you get a baby off of the ceiling?
Take the nails out of it's feet
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
-Nail it's other hand to the floor
What's pink, blue, 12 inches long, and will make any woman scream in the morning?
-Crib Death
Similar - What's 12 inches long, pink, and red, and will make any woman scream?
-Still birth
What goes plop plop fizz fizz splosh splosh?
-Twins in an Acid bath
What's Brown and gurlges when heated?
-A baby in a casserole
What's pink and blue and goes "weeeee"
- A baby with a punctured lung
What gets Louder as it gets smaller?
-A baby in a trash compactor
These two are for Guerilla and LoM
What's white and bob's up and down in a baby's crib?
-A pedophiles ass
What's the safest way to play with a baby?
-With a condom
(you sick bastards i know you liked those LoM and guerilla)
And finally..
What's the difference between a baby and a styrofoam cup?
-A baby won't hurt the ozone layer when you burn it.
I find your last post extremely offensive and I demand that you delete it or I'll complain to the moderators.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Guerrilla said:
I find your existence extremely offensive and i demand that you delete yourself or i will complain to god for his waste of flesh on you.
[quote='FretsAflame]I find your existence extremely offensive and i demand that you delete yourself or i will complain to god for his waste of flesh on you.[/quote]I tried to kill myself once by swallowing nitroglycerine pills and then ramming myself repeatedly into a wall to make them explode. Well, that didn't work.
God did not create me! I was born in the depths of hell, molded from Satan's blood and semen. I am imbued with evil and will roam the earth, spreading the teachings of Satan till the day that I die.
And no flesh was wasted on me... granted, Satan could have made my enormously huge cock a little shorter cause it's kinda hard to hide an erection, but it's ok, it's not my style to complain.
God did not create me! I was born in the depths of hell, molded from Satan's blood and semen. I am imbued with evil and will roam the earth, spreading the teachings of Satan till the day that I die.
And no flesh was wasted on me... granted, Satan could have made my enormously huge cock a little shorter cause it's kinda hard to hide an erection, but it's ok, it's not my style to complain.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
Tee
Satan's yoyo
why? to chew the worms?ct_thrash said:
Cara, damn, I don't like these kinda... ideas... expressed. out loud. I got violeNt in the face...good! I found several shops with the boots I'll buy! damn, are they great!
I mean, I need new nice comfortable footware for the concert and blahblah and other stories......my apologiesTee said:why? to chew the worms?
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