Everyone is railing on Guerrilla

[PlatypusJesus]

Guerrilla, since we are 15, we have yet had the chance to go to prison and meet Bubba, unlike you. 20 years, huh, that must have been ruff. Well, it would have been for anyone else but you. I bet you were begging for it:
"Opps, I dropped the soap. I am bending over to pick it up now, I hope no one takes advantage of me."

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Hey I not only admit that I'm no more mature than the rest of you, I admit that I'm hell of a lot more immature. The thing is though that unlike some of you I didn't use the forum for personal conversations or telling others when I take a shit and how I wipe my ass after I'm done. Of course now I'm no better than the rest of you cause I've been filling this forum with shit too. However I'm still older than you and you'll always be younger than me so there suck it."
Wow, that has to be the dumbest thing you have said so far.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

What about being older in past lives?Reincarnation is a possibility(I guess).

 

[Guerrilla]

Hey d6s6m6, when I said suck it I was talking to darkspot who is a girl, correct me if I'm wrong. Now why would you, such a fine 15 year old male jump in enthusiastically, assume I wanted you to suck it and offer your dick instead? Damn that's just wrong.

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[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yes,I am female.But I am passing up on this offer to cyber-fellate you,Guerrilla.No thank you.

 

[Guerrilla]

That's alright... I wouldn't let you suck it anyways. Your past boyfriends told me you bite. You gotta work on them blowjob skills.

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[dreaming neon darkspot]

*CHOMP*
...yeah,I leave bite marks...

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

It's funny, Bubba told me the same thing about you.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Guerrilla, suck it has become a phrase meaning *fuck you or screw you or go fuck yourself*. So, d6s6m6 wasn't telling you to suck his dick, he was telling you to fuck off. You just like to believe that whenever someone says something, they mean that they want to abuse you sexually.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

 

[Guerrilla]

Funny thing Lord, last night when I told you to suck it you didn't say fuck off or anything like that. You were all too anxious to get down and dirty and I must say unlike darkspot your blowjob skills are pretty decent.

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[Guerrilla]

Since you're such a curious cunt, those lauging faces were for famousamos' post. But since Lord posted after that, I deleted them to reply to him. Happy now? Good.

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[Will Bozarth]

Originally posted by Guerrilla
Hey d6s6m6, when I said suck it I was talking to darkspot who is a girl, correct me if I'm wrong. Now why would you, such a fine 15 year old male jump in enthusiastically, assume I wanted you to suck it and offer your dick instead? Damn that's just wrong.

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well.... you already envisioned me fingering my ass... soo....

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Funny thing Lord, last night when I told you to suck it you didn't say fuck off or anything like that. You were all too anxious to get down and dirty and I must say unlike darkspot your blowjob skills are pretty decent."

Oh, so now you're dreaming about me.

 

[Guerrilla]

Uhh no man it wasn't a dream it really happened. You were probably too drunk to remember though.

Haha sorry for posting this but it was the first thing that popped in my mind when I saw the pic:

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[Will Bozarth]

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Impressive Guerrilla. The only problem is that in real life, my name is not Lord of Metal. I don't just walk around saying, "Hi, I'm Lord of Metal." Oh, and I don't drink. And those are some ugly ass chicks.

 

[Guerrilla]

Man the chick sitting on the left isn't ugly. Oh nevermind, I forgot you're gay, you don't like chicks.
Hey Lord man those guys are pretty fucking hot eh?

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[PlatypusJesus]

Let me show everyone a post made by Guerrilla,
"I'M GAY!!! Believe me when I say homosexuality runs in my family. However, I've done time in prison, and I desperately want to get my ass drilled by Bubba. He was a known flaming homosexual in prison and although he's a big fuck whose face looks like shit ran over twice, he's way above my standards.
In prison he did this for free but since I'm such a "cum addict"TM whose face looks at least two times worse than my dog's ass after he takes a shit, Bubba'll probably ask for 10 bucks or so.
Now I know that's a lot of money to me and I know my momma fucks hard day and night to make a few dollars to pay for my food, I'm so sex deprived I'd pay and not think twice about it.
So yeah man I'll ask around for Bubba's number... Hope after I get my ass devirginized I'll feel better about myself and stop over-analyzing everything and think I'm better than everyone."

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Hey Lord man those guys are pretty fucking hot eh?"
Whatever you think man.