Everyone is railing on Guerrilla

[Guerrilla]

Hah, you think you can kill the man who mutilated Bubba's dick? I'd like to see you try ya fucking circumcised clit. Anyways me and Satan are buddies so no worries... when I die and go to hell he'll give me all the cunts I'll ever need.

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[PlatypusJesus]

"Hah, you think you can kill the man who mutilated Bubba's dick?"
That's nice Guerrilla, atleast you are not in denial anymore.
"Anyways me and Satan are buddies so no worries"
Satan doesn't exist. Don't believe fairy-tales Guerrilla.

 

[Guerrilla]

I don't... just thought I'd throw his name in there to spice things up.

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[PlatypusJesus]

Well, it didn't work.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Well,at least we're not arguing about religion.It's good that we can have a flame thread that makes me laugh my ass off whenever I read it.
I can't really say anything about Guerilla or this Bubba person or anal sex that anyone else hasn't already said,so I just won't bother.Plus I'm only 14,so I can't think of such good insults,poor me.

 

[Will Bozarth]

so guerilla.. how old are YOU?

 

[Guerrilla]

68 but I look like a fine 50 year old man... all I did in prison was work out, so I guess it paid off... yeah I'm hot.

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[PlatypusJesus]

"68"
Yeah, just remove the 8 and you have his age.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i highly doubt ur that old, but if you are, dont fucking walk or you'll have a heart attack

 

[Guerrilla]

Originally posted by dead6skin6mask6
i highly doubt ur that old, but if you are, dont fucking walk or you'll have a heart attack

Haha, boy when you get older you won't be making fun of this no more. Yeah sometimes, I feel so old I can't get out of bed when I wake up, but this morning, the two fine honeys that were in bed with me didn't seem to mind at all hahahaha...

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[Will Bozarth]

Haha, old man when you were younger you wouldn't have been making fun of 15 year olds either, so...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Guerrilla, stop your fucking lying. You're probably just some 14 year old punk. That's what you sound like atleast. If you are not, grow up. Take off the diapers, and stop pissing in your bed. Get a job. Move out of your parent's basement (yeah, you can visit your father for anal sex). Stop whoring yourself off of Bubba for cheap cash. If you get a job, you can do that for free.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

BTW, that came from a 15 year old, so the 14 year old punk thing was not meant to offend any 14 year old *except Guerrilla*.

 

[Guerrilla]

"Guerrilla, stop your fucking lying. You're probably just some 14 year old punk. That's what you sound like atleast.

Yeah I know... I'm an immature 18 year old mind trapped in a 70 year old body. 18-immature = about 14. Yeah but I'm still older than you.

"Take off the diapers, and stop pissing in your bed."

I haven't worn diapers in 66 years or so, but I think I'll start again cause lately, my bladder has gotten so old I can't control it anymore when I sleep.

"Get a job."

Nah, the money from the bank-robbery (that was the reason I went to jail) will last till the day that I die.

"Move out of your parent's basement"

I thought about that too... I think I'll just kill my parents and have the whole house to myself.

"Stop whoring yourself off of Bubba for cheap cash. If you get a job, you can do that for free."

Again, like I said above, I don't need money and for the last time, I haven't seen Bubba in 2 years.


Cheers!

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[PlatypusJesus]

Wow, I haven't seen that much bullshit since Running of the Bulls 99'.

 

[Will Bozarth]

ya, and if u really went to jail for a robbery, i highly doubt ud be flaunting that fact around, stupidass

 

[Guerrilla]

Now d6s6m6, why the hell do you have to be so negative and insulting all the time? Are you like Lord? Are you trying to show me your true feelings through hatred? If that's the reason and you really want to be with me, I can probalby arrange for you to be brought to my house and spend the rest of your life happily. Yeah you'll be my personal man-whore, I promise it'll be fun. Food, booze, and them two nice honeys will keep you entertained till the day you die. All you really gotta do is suck my old wrinkled dick every now and then, which I bet will be a very enjoyable experience for your 15 year old ass. Oh better start practicing on them deepthroating skills since I got an 11 incher.

Cheers man!

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[PlatypusJesus]

"All you really gotta do is suck my old wrinkled dick every now and then, which I bet will be a very enjoyable experience for your 15 year old ass."
Look, just because you loved it when you were 15, doesn't mean that everyone else will.
"Oh better start practicing on them deepthroating skills since I got an 11 incher."
Man, you really are full of bullshit.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

The less I think that Guerrilla is lying about his age,the more scared I get...68 years old,damn,that must suck.Yeah,I'm acting my age(or at least the way Guerrilla thinks I should act)for a minute.I honestly don't plan to live to the age of 50.If he really is 68,then he obviously doesn't have that much time left on earth. The average human lifespan is about 75.Do many 68 yr.olds know how to use computers?And do many 68 yr.olds listen to heavy metal...or spend most of their time on a forum arguing with ppl half their ages?The image of a 68 yr.old man smoking pot and listening to Cannibal Corpse makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

He's not 68, he's just full of shit.