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JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
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Oh! Erik! I think I found your dream chick on the bus the other day.
She was wearing a zipup hoody with a swastika on the left breast. her backpack was basically a canvas sack and it had a bathory and darkthrone patch on it. And her shirt had some band's logo written in flames.
A few minutes later I got stuck behind some chinese hobgoblin dude who like... waddle-hopped up the stairs while rocking back and forth and pumping his arms like pistons. Then he got to the top and walked normally... WTF!?!?!?!? the guy was in his 20s or something. WEIRD SHIT.
She was wearing a zipup hoody with a swastika on the left breast. her backpack was basically a canvas sack and it had a bathory and darkthrone patch on it. And her shirt had some band's logo written in flames.
A few minutes later I got stuck behind some chinese hobgoblin dude who like... waddle-hopped up the stairs while rocking back and forth and pumping his arms like pistons. Then he got to the top and walked normally... WTF!?!?!?!? the guy was in his 20s or something. WEIRD SHIT.
MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
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haha. ok. Otherwise I'd trade giving her your picture and a CD-R with some lethal/nasheim shitz on it for a nasheim CD. 
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MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark = Scandinavia
Russia, Poland, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, etc. = Eastern Europe
Germany (most of it), Netherlands, Belgium, Italy, Spain, etc. = Western Europe
France = ???
Russia, Poland, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, etc. = Eastern Europe
Germany (most of it), Netherlands, Belgium, Italy, Spain, etc. = Western Europe
France = ???
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
480-Pound Couch Dweller Dies
A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years. Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom
Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.
uke:
A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years. Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom
Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.
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dude that's an old story....
but classic!
they said the smell was so bad the rescue workers had to use rebreathing equipment! WTF WTF WTF WTF
but classic!
they said the smell was so bad the rescue workers had to use rebreathing equipment! WTF WTF WTF WTF
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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Sanctums
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makes ya proud, don't it.
and in that vein, check out this quote by our illiterate presnit:
THE PRESIDENT: Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised.
Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.
and in that vein, check out this quote by our illiterate presnit:
THE PRESIDENT: Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised.
Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.
