Evile tour merch sale on the way....

Would getting yr dick tattooed not make you die a little inside? I know genital piercings are apparently agonising, not my thang I must say haha.

ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Yay Evile merch.

I'll have to ask my mate Morgan next time I see him. He had a cock tattooed.

On his cock.

No, really.

Half way on my cock it simply says

"The . of no return"

The . replaces the word point, you see it's too many letters and it's no a tree trunk I have you know

:lol::lol::lol:

In America your tattoo says "The period of no return" :lol: Not really sure what that means but it sounds evil!