Favorite Homer Simpson quotes

[CladInDarkness]

"God bless those pagans"

 

[_Transparent_]

wheres the anykey

wonders lisa, or blunders

oh i cant think now, everything he says is funny anyway

 

[PiXiE]

my all time favourite Homer quote would have to be

*Hmmmm.... Doughnuts.......*

i love em....

second best.. is the *Land of chocolate scene....*

always makes me laugh.

 

[scorn961]

"Sure, I'll help you, honey, just as soon as I finish doing what I'm doing right now..."

"Marge, kids are on TV"

:hotjump:

 

[Angelbreeze]

my all time favourite Homer quote would have to be

*Hmmmm.... Doughnuts.......*

i love em....

There is no best.

 

[musicholic]

"quick, whats the number for 911?"...favoriite chief wiggens quote: "sorry wrong number, er.., this is 912."

 

[Downfall]

"If the sign says: 'Do not feed the bears', man - you better not feed the bears"

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Marge: Well, maybe we could buy the punchbowl, use it for a night, and then return it ::snickers::
Homer: Marge, we're not talking about a toothbrush here

Homer: There are two ways to do things, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the same thing as the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster.

 

[burning inside]

"Ahh beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.... "

"Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?"